"Hey guys~ Guess who?" Wu Yi Fan sang as he waved his hands side by side with his right hand holding a chicken box, greeting the people with a wink as he went by. It was the first day of his shooting the film ' DRAGON WARRIOR RETURNS: Galaxy Style' with the kungfu master 'Shifu', the great Jackie Chan! He was wearing a harry-potter glasses with a cap up on his hat and the rest of his clothes? Nevermind, he looks he's wearing his grandfather's clothes.

"I think I lost some brain cells." he sat on his 'celebrity' chair, taking out his chicken.

'You never had enough to begin with' his chicken spoke. He look at the chicken as he saw: his chicken has two eyes, a nose and a mouth. "You shut your mouth up." he attacked the chicken lips first a.k.a the legs and savor into the taste. "And those eyes." he gave it a glare as he ate up the two 'balls' a.k.a the thigh. "Now, I will suffocate you." he ate up the nose a.k.a the middle part as he put down the meat. He had his fillings of the chicken as he his fingers, trying to get the taste as long as he can.

"I forgot to tell you...." he look at the dead chicken, "Nice legs~"

"All right, baby. Let's do this." the director clap out his hands as he motioned the people to take Wu Yi Fan inside his dressing room.

Dressing Room: Wu Yi Fan

"This is not my style." he looked around the room which was painted pink and he thinks he is too 'cool' for it ignoring the fact that he was wearing 'lipstick' which was 'pink' in colour. "Please get ready." he nodded as he took the outfit and went inside.

"HOLY !" he look at the mirror with his eyes widening. He was wearing a 'galaxy' underwear above his pants.

"What is going on?" he asked with his mouth agape. "You see, superman wearing blue outfit with a red underwear to show that they are the Heroes. Same as that, except that you are a galaxy kungfu panda." the stylist explain. To describe his 'outfit' more, it was just like a panda, black colours arms and legs, white stomach with a galaxy underwear.

"Hey you, y." he gave himself a wink through the mirror as he put both his arms up including a leg, doing the 'heiyaaaa' style.

"Let's go for the shoot." his manager drag him out while he keep making a 'JOCKER' face.

Reminder: Updated on 20/5/2014