Taemin stood in front of the train station, he was waiting for Jinki to pick him up. Jonghyun pleaded to come and get him instead. But no way, Taemin ain’t missing a chance to see Jinki to some dino-puppy fusion or something.

“Tae?” A face peeked from above his left shoulder and made him jump a little.

“You surprised me!” He turned around and saw Jinki.

Oh my sweet holy beautiful mother of pure christ, he’s better looking in real life, is this even possible?

“Taem? You okay?” A voice snapped him out and he nodded eagerly. Which resulted to the most melodious chuckle he had ever heard all his life. “Well, let’s go explore?” Jinki held up his handy cam and smiles at it, before introducing Taemin.

“Today I have an ultra special guest! Probably most of you knew him as TaeMAXIMUM, today he will be eating with me-“

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ondubu89 uploaded a Video: “Food around the world:Seoul | With TaeMAXIMUM”

“Taemin, eat this too!” Jinki said as he tries to feed the younger another piece of meat. But Taemin clasped his mouth shut and turns his face.

“No way I feel like exploding because you fed me too much.”

“But look at yourself! You’re like extra skinny.”

“You’re no better! You look only up to 3 kilos heavier than me. How do you do that?” Jinki slowly retreated his hand and ate the meat himself, before shrugging.

“I work out, duh.”

“YOU WORK OUT?” The older cocked a brow and looked at Taemin, a hurt expression in his face. “I meant-“

“I don’t, to be quite honest.”

“How then-“

“I guess I just have the skinny genes.”

“There’s no such thing as skinny genes.”

“But you’re wearing one!” Taemin scrunches up his nose, not getting what the older was talking about. “Get it? Skinny genes? Skinny JEANS?” Taemin laughed at the awkwardness of the joke as he facepalmed himself.

“Hyung that was- You amazed me.”

“I should be a comedian.”

Deep inside, Taemin had died of Jinki’s awkward cuteness overdose.

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jjongsongs    38 minutes ago

You didn’t invite me? Is this how you want to be?

Fine, Jinki. Fine.

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             ondubu89   38 minute ago

                What but Taemin said he didn’t know you that well and he would feel awkward

                And we have plenty of time to go if you want to

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             jjongsongs  37 minute ago

                Well played, Tae. Well played, indeed.

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             TaeMAXIMUM  37 minute ago

                L A U G H S

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TheKeyToFashion   37 minutes ago

Taebaby umma is so proud of you ;;

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             ondubu89  37 minute ago

                Why would you be proud?

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             TheKeyToFashion  37 minute ago

                NOTHIIIIINGGGGGGGG

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frogvlogsports  35 minutes ago

Congrats on your first date!

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             ondubu89 34 minute ago

                Thanks

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             TaeMAXIMUM  33 minute ago

                Omg did he just agree it was a date? ^

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             frogvlogsports  33 minute ago

                Yes, he did.

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             TaeMAXIMUM   32 minute ago

                All hail the almighty Lord.

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             TheKeyToFashion  32 minute ago

                Did you mean me?

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             TaeMAXIMUM   30 minute ago

                You can get out.

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             TheKeyToFashion  30 minute ago

                Yah! Lee Taemin! Is that any way to talk to your hyung? >:c

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             TaeMAXIMUM   30 minute ago

                I believe so, I really do.

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KimKai  37 minutes ago

My pretty ship ;; TaeKey is sinking...

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             TaeMAXIMUM  32 minute ago

                That ship had never sailed.

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             KimKai   30 minute ago

                ;n;

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             DancersAreMyDrug  36 minutes ago

                Oh my God

                They had such great chemistryyy omomomo can I ship please?

                Onew Taemin? Ontae? Taenew? ...I think Ontae *w*

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             KimKai  35 minutes ago

                You like dancers, why not TaeKai c:

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             TaeMAXIMUM  35 minutes ago

                 .....Kai u okay?

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              KimKai  33 minutes ago

                 Still in denial abt u and Key

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              DancersAreMyDrug  33 minutes ago

                 I’m gonna change my username <3

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              Ontaeruinedmylife  32 minutes ago

                 Ontae <3333

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              KimKai  32 minutes ago

                 I can do that too! D:<

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              IWatchTaeKeysGay  30 minutes ago

                 There!

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              TaeMAXIMUM  29 minutes ago

                 KAI OMFG WHAT THE ERY IS WRONG WITH YOU OMG KAI OMG

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              TheKeyToFashion 29 minutes ago

                 Kai I gave you permission to leave youtube. Forever.

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              IWatchTaeKeysGay  29 minutes ago

                 But I ship you two-

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              TheKeyToFashion  28 minutes ago

                  GTFO

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              TaeMAXIMUM  28 minutes ago

                 GTFO. Or just change it back

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              KimKai  27 minutes ago

                 TT_TT

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Guys omg I can't wait to post the next chappie cause damn the next one is my favorite X"D

(Not that it's the funniest or anything, I just have a weird sense of humor)