Chapter 5 : Of Evil Maknae, Nemo and Monkey
Super Junior Group TextKyuhyun: Okay who is it?
Shindong: Who what?
Kyuhyun: Who the hell ing deleted my games?!
Kyuhyun: And replaced it with tons of sappy romances drama?!
Donghae: Hey! Romances are so not sappy! I am an actor myself!
Kyuhyun: Do I look like I freaking care about that?!
Donghae: I don’t know, I mean I can’t see you through this text now can I?
Heechul: Donghae, just shut up.
Donghae: What?
Leeteuk: Okay maknae, what happen?
Kyuhyun: Scroll upwards ahjussi, I aint writing the same thing twice!
Leeteuk: Oh...
Leeteuk: Oh...
Kyuhyun: Oh indeed. Now peasants, tell me who the hell dare to delete my games?!
Kangin: Who are you calling peasants you bastard!
Kyuhyun: I swear if I ever get to lay my hand on that person that deleted my games, he will be dead immediately!
Ryeowook: Nope I have nothing to do with this. If any of you dare to accuse me in any way, I’ll make sure to poison your food for the rest of your life!
Ryeowook: Including you maknae! No matter how mad you are!
Ryeowook: Now I’m outta here es!
Kyuhyun: I don’t want to be poison for the rest of my life so except Wookie, WHO DARE TO DELETE MY GAMES ES?!
Donghae: Technically we are not es. One, because we are men not women.
Donghae: Two, because we don’t act like one? So, maknae we are not es. You need to change your way of cursing.
Siwon: Donghae, just no. Just don’t say anything. And Kyu, don’t curse at all.
Kyuhyun: I don’t ing care okay?!
Sungmin: Wait, where’s Eunhyuk?
Kyuhyun: Something’s fishy!
Donghae: Fishy is NOT A THING. IT’S AN ANIMAL!!!
Kyuhyun: Someone ing confiscated this dumb hyung’s phone or I’ll end up shove it in his throat!
Leeteuk: DONE! Don’t want any of the members died today!
Heechul: Eunhyuk’s finding a plane ticket to escape your wrath
Kyuhyun: WHAT?
Eunhyuk: CHUL HYUNG YOU BETRAYER!!!
Kyuhyun: LEE HYUKJAE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DELETED MY GAMES?!
Eunhyuk: CHANGMIN DARE ME SAID THAT IF I DIDN’T DO IT HE’LL BANNED ME FROM DRINKING STRAWBERRY MILK AND WILL SHAVE CHOCO’S PRETTY FUR.
Kyuhyun: YOU IDIOT. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HE WILL DO IT IF HIS SCHEDULES IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM US?!
Eunhyuk: Oh... Haven’t thought about that...
Kyuhyun: YOU STUPID ANCHOVY WAIT TILL I MEET YOU AND SEE IF YOU STILL CAN DANCE LATER!!!
Shindong: Hey at least gave him credit for managing to break through your hundreds security wall and all.
Heechul: Yeah just remembered that. How the you managed break through all that in his laptop?
Eunhyuk: Uh... I’m secretly a genius?
Ryeowook: If you are genius, I’m Queen Elizabeth -_-
Sungmin: The level of insult in that is just...
Eunhyuk: Hey! Are you implying that I’m stupid?!
Heechul: Applause everyone! Hyuk just figured out he’s stupid!
Eunhyuk: Why are you guys so mean :(
Kyuhyun: LEE
Kyuhyun: HYUK
Kyuhyun: JAE
Eunhyuk: Y-yeah?
Kyuhyun: There’s a ing VIRUS in my laptop!
Kyuhyun: VIRUS!!!!
Kyuhyun: YOU. ARE. SO. DEAD. WHEN. I. GET. HOME.
Eunhyuk: Oh !
Eunhyuk offline.
Kyuhyun offline.
Donghae: Take that !
Leeteuk: Uh, do I want to know?
Donghae: No, you don’t.
Kangin: I DO!
Heechul: Brat, what do you do this time?
Donghae: Aurgh, hyung you know me too well :/
Yesung: I’m curious. What is it that you’ve done?
Donghae: I might or might have not sabotaged both Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun? :D
Siwon: Why, is that?
Donghae: Kyuhyun is a ty maknae and Eunhyuk is prick.
Sungmin: Elaborate please.
Donghae: Kyuhyun is an evil maknae that is so evil to me. Eunhyuk is a douche bag last night when I asked for helped.
Donghae: So, when I heard about Changmin’s dare, I knew it’s a good chance to revenge on both of them ^-^ I’m just killing two bird with one stone ~
Shindong: Who knew you could be this smart?
Heechul: And evil.
Leeteuk: Note to self, don’t mess with Donghae because he’s
secretly an evil genius behind those baby face.
Donghae: ^_^
Somehow, EunHae always be the main characters in each chapter. idk i just love the troublemaker :D
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