Complications
Description
Love is pretty random, like the relevance of Hello Kitty and KFC. Wonhee's currently discovering that the hard way.
Foreword
Prologue
Jonghyun POV
And oh hey look, it’s a hot –OH MY GOD.
I saw someone walking across the street in front, only a couple feet away and slammed my breaks but since I was speeding, it took a little longer than I was hoping. Right at the stop, I heard at thud in front of my car. My hair was in the way so I didn’t see what happened.
I CAN’T EVEN. AH! WHAT DO I DO?
Okay, Jonghyun. Breathe in and out. Baby dinosaur breathes. In and out.
First thing's first. Is my face damaged? I moved my rear view mirror and checked. Some hair was out of place but other than that, it was fine.
Next. WAS MY BABY OKAY? I JUST BOUGHT HER. I DON’T WANT HER ALL SCRATCHED UP AND DISGUSTING.
I clicked my seatbelt open and walked out the door to the front of my car.
A girl was laying on the floor looking unconscious. I’ll just get back to her later.
I scanned the front of my baby and she was still pretty y. Just some blood near the light.
WHAT. BLOOD. OH .
…I hope that doesn’t stain.
Onew POV
“Mr. Lee Jinki, I’m sorry to inform you but… but… you have been diagnosed with Onew Condition.”
“I’M GOING TO DIE!?”
“No. But you’re now classified… special. You could even say endangered. There hasn’t been much information on this disease. Please. Take good care of yourself. I’m warning you though. Because of your illness, you will be subject to very unnecessary situations, if you will.”
“Is there a cure? Please doctor. I’m a singer. I can’t just die! Millions of fan girls out there are in love with me; what will happen to them? Think of the extreme fan girls. They’ll probably kill themselves from depression if I die! My death could make the Korean population decrease by hundre –“
“There’s medication to help lower the chances of those… situations. But I’m afraid to say, there’s no cure.”
“What is it? I need to know! I don’t care if it costs millions of won. SM and my insurance will cover the costs. I’m desperate. Please doctor, tell me.”
“The medication? Oh you don’t even need a prescription let alone insurance. It’s pretty simple.”
“Tell me! Tell me!”
“CHICKEN.”
Note
I write as I go. Let's just see where this takes us okay? And the first couple of chapters are somewhat introductions so please bear with me on that. They'll probably be the most boring part, like with most stories. Other than that it gets pretty random. What else? Oh yeah:
E N J O Y.
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