1. You get random urges to flick your bangs back dramatically.
    
2. Yunjae/Yoosu is like…your cult or something
    
3. Every time you want to tell someone not to do something, you shake your finger and say, “Changda, Changda…”
    
4. You laugh like this: “Eu kyang kyang!”
    
5. When your friends who know nothing about K-Pop talk about the latest American songs and artists, you realize you cannot add to the conversation.
    
6. It takes you forever to even find an American song on your mp3 or iPod
    
7. You feel guilty when eating fishies for dinner
    
8. Your favorite food is chicken
    
9. You attempt to cook Korean food
    
10. If you fall, you blame it on Onew and say his condition is catching
     
11. If anyone mentions dinosaurs, your mind immediately strays to Jonghyun
     
12. Any time someone says the word ‘shiny’ you burst out laughing
     
13. You tell your friend “Hwaiting!” before a test (or anything else)
     
14. You answer the phone singing, “You’ve got the wrong number!”
     
15. If someone ends their sentence with, “You know?” you sigh and spazz
     
16. Jaywalking has an entirely new meaning
     
17. Anything to do with car keys, the house key, unlocking doors, or seeing key jewelry makes you smile
     
18. Your favorite design is leopard print
     
19. You always say ‘aish’ or ‘aigoo’ without realizing
     
20. You giggle every time someone says, “Hello!”
     
21. You can recognize Hangeul/know the entire Korean alphabet
     
22. You painstakingly search the night sky for Cassiopeia
     
23. When you finally find it, you shriek, “Look! Look! There I am!!”
     
24. When someone mentions Michael Jackson, you don’t think of the King of Pop. You think of Lee Hyukjae (Eunhyuk).
     
25. You annoyingly wake up your family members singing the Wakeup Song from SHINee’s Hello Baby, but you don’t really know the words, so you end up with this: “NA NA NA NA HAMNIDAAA!”
     
26. You accidentally refer to Lady Gaga as Lady Hee Hee
     
27. People begin getting weirded out by your stubborn belief in the relationship between monkeys and fishes
     
28. You run out of the bus at every stop and scream at the top of your lungs: “I AM A FREE MAN!”
     
29. You strongly believe that only real men wear pink
     
30. When Koreans attempt to speak English, you understand them. You’re an expert at Konglish/Engrish by now
     
31. You know the Korean national anthem
     
32. When your mom glances out the window and says, “Hey, look. Rain.” You jump up from your chair and screech, “WHAT? WHERE?!”
     
33. Because of Henry, you are now obsessed with the song ‘I’m Yours’ by Jason Mraz. Even Justin Beiber’s been looking a little hotter lately
     
34. “Now I’m just chillin’! Feel like I’m healin’!” Is your response to people asking how you are
     
35. You express yourself by saying, “Oh my GD!”
     
36. You name your dog Roo, Boss, or Gaho
     
37. If someone mentions a ‘wedding dress’ you begin to bawl like a baby
     
38. You see a hot Asian guy on the street and start freaking out/comparing him to every star you know (“Ohmaigatsun! He looks exactly like Seungri!”)
     
39. When you hear the doorbell you begin to sing Ring Ding Dong
     
40. Big Bang is rechristened ‘Big BAY-UM’
     
41. If someone asks you whether or not you have a boyfriend, you reply, “Six of ‘em. Minwoo, Youngmin, Kwangmin, etc.”
     
42. If there’s a door marked ‘VIP Only’ you assume the room is for you
     
43. Lollipops are ier than ever
     
44. When someone does something stupid and ruins the moment, you shake your head and mutter, “NG.”
     
45. You’ve gotten all of your friends obsessed with K-Pop too
     
46. You attempt to sing trot and end up receiving some very strange looks
     
47. The world of is opened up to you, and you think its hot/cute rather than disturbing (...busted.)
     
48. You finally realize that getting kissed/violated by Heechul is a long-practiced Super Junior tradition
     
49. You make a wish on your birthday cake and yell, “Sowaneul, marebwa!”
     
50. The concept of guys sleeping in the same bed doesn’t seem so gay anymore
     
51. You look up hair tutorials on YouTube
     
52. You become depressed when all the hair styles and cuts don’t work on you because you don’t have ‘Asian hair’
     
53. You throw your headphones across the room when a gorgeous girl guest on Star King begins making a move on your favorite member
     
54. Your parents are impressed at your sudden practice of the Korean language
     
55. You can sit and compare stars’ abs all day long
     
56. You sign everything (including your e-mails) ‘Saranghae~ <3’ (guilty much, Aiko?)
     
57. Your parents know the dance moves to Ring Ding Dong, Sorry Sorry, and Bonamana
     
58. You know Indian language, “Sambanyaaaa!”
     
59. The time 2 p.m has a double meaning
     
60. You stare suspiciously at every store mannequin you see
     
61. You exclaim, “Ai, kyuu!” when you see something cute
     

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Sheesh. Never knew there were so many symptoms- *COUGH* I mean...indications...of being a fan. Being a fingirl (OMG I just typed 'FIN-girl' by accident instead of FANgirl...AND I DIDN'T ERASE IT cuz I thought it was hilarious! Xiah Junsu's fangirls should be called FINgirls, get it??? Cuz he's our beloved dolphin!!!! ...Shutting up now.) is HARD, you know that? I'm writing a blog about that soon.
Feel free to review and tell us all which ones YOU'RE guilty of, or you can add to the list!

Saranghae~! <3 (lol)

~Jaiya~

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