Jonghyun froze in the doorway, glued to the spot by Key’s judging stare. Heavy plastic bags rustled as he shifted uncomfortably. “What?”

“Jonghyun, what are those?” Key knew full well what were in the plastic bags.

“Um…” Jonghyun took a tentative step forward and set the plastic bags on the floor. “Those are…”

One of the plastic bags slumped onto its side, and something rolled out from it. Two pairs of eyes followed the movement.

Green, round and plump, the melon came to a slow stop near Key's crossed legs.

In which Jonghyun has a craze for melons, Key is the sassy, sarcastic diva that he so is, Taemin is just one step short of being an idiot, Minho is always looking for his almost-idiotic almost-boyfriend, and Onew has the worst case of food poisoning...ever.