This is a warning. Yes, I the one who wrote this amature material is concerned of your well being.  Heed my warning.

WARNING SYMPTOMS MAY OCCUR

Symptoms: the inability to stop reading. Periods of intense
heartache. The possibility of the reader's inability of one's
own involuntary actions. Such as breathing. In other words
one may have breathing problems or sudden loss of oxygen.
Hyperventilating, the need for a paper bag. To stabilize
breathing. Reading too much may cause severe headache
and/or fatigue. And may result in anaphylactic shock or heart
failure. I advise my readers to not overdose.

Thank you.
                                                      -- bottled_jar , author
 

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