Minho-hyung,

I'm sorry.  I didn't mean that in a bad way.  I feel that I offended you, and I'm sorry for that, because it wasn't my intention at all.  Please forgive me.  You can say 'bestest' all you want.  I'll leave you alone.  I'm really sorry.

Extra weight, hm?  I guess I'm the extra weight then.  I don't think my parents baby me, but then maybe I'm wrong.  I'm not really close with my family.

I don't have a billion and ten friends, hyung.  No one asked you to either.  That's a bit unrealistic, don't you think?  Just one or two is a nice amount.  Maybe three.  I think three would be really nice.  Even two...but three might be best.  Omo, am I rambling?  I'm sorry.

You're right, I haven't seen you, but I'm sure you don't deserve the title of 'alien'.  No one deserves that.  Your coach isn't very nice, is he?  I hate people who pick on other people and look down on them just because they might not be as talented as them.  Can't they see it's that kind of people who are working harder?  It's so wrong...I hate it.  I wish they would see it that way.  Your coach needs to appreciate you more, hyung.  Shall I write to him?

What I look like?  Um...well I'm not sure how to describe myself really.  I suppose I could send you a picture.  But then again, you probably will be better off not seeing.  But I can still send you one if you want it...probably not...aigoo, I'm sorry, I'm rambling again.  Anyway, just let me know.

Again, I'm really really really sorry if I offended you, and I really hope you can forgive me, because I honestly didn't mean anything bad.

With sincerest apologies,

Lee Taemin