The group had gone to their waiting room to relax for a few minutes before going back to the fans.

"You guys are doing great out there." Kyeongmi said smiling.

"Noona, how many times do we have to do this?"

"This will be the one and only time. This was a special meet and greet."

Just then the guys heard some noises coming from the bathroom.

"Is somebody in there?" Sehun asked.

"All of us are right here." Kai said looking at the bathroom door.

"Aigoo." Kyeongmi said walking to the bathroom and pushing the door open revealing a girl with a camera.

"How the hell did she get in here!? The door was locked!" Kris shouted.

"OMG! It's Kris oppa in the flesh!" She shouted walking towards him.

"You again?" Kyeongmi asked.

"Unnie~ you're as beautiful as ever!"

"Noona you know this stalker?" Chanyeol asked.

"This is... She calls herself my number one fan, she's harmless.

"Can I have some of your hair?" She asked looking at Kris.

"Back up!" Kris shouted.

"Stalker you need to leave." Kyeongmi said looking at her.

"If unnie wants me to, I guess. But I'll be back, I want to see Kris oppa again.

"I don't think Kris hyung wants to see you again." Tao said looking irritated.

"No need to get jealous."

"I'm not jealous." Tao explained.

"Okay~" She said walking towards the door. She quickly turned around and snapped a picture before running out.

"Why don't you have a restraining order against her?" Luhan asked.

"As annoying as she might be she serves a purpose. Think of her like a spider." Kyeongmi explained.

"I hate spiders." Tao said folding his arms.

"Spiders are creepy." Kyungsoo said shaking.

"True, but spiders also trap other bugs. In this case she helps get rid of the more dangerous stalkers, so I don't mind her too much."

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"And we're back! Did you miss these guys?" Kyeongmi asked.

"YES!" They all shouted.

"Alright does anybody have any request for the guys?"

"Strip down to your boxers!"

"Twerk that !"

"Make out with each other!"

"I want to see Suho oppa's !"

"Okay I'm hearing a lot of things, a lot of erted things. I'm judging you all." Kyeongmi said laughing. "Are there any request you guys can do?"

"We can do the make out one!" Chen said raising his hand.

"Yah!" Xiumin shouted.

Suddenly Chen grabbed Xiumin's head as he pulled it towards his. The two eventually fell out of their seats as Chen continued to make out with Xiumin.

"That's hot!" Girls shouted.

"As for Suho's that's a no, but I'm sure we can get someone to strip down to their boxers." Kyeongmi said laughing.

"I'll do it!" A voice said from the audience.

"That voice." Kris said looking into the audience.

"Hey hyung!" Namjin said waving his hands.

"Kris why didn't you tell me you were having a fan meeting!" Shin shouted walking towards the stage. "I had to find out from Namjin!" He shouted walking up to him.

"Omo! Is that Kris older brother Shin!?" A fan shouted.

"It is him! He's so hot!"

"Take it off oppa!" A fan shouted.

"With pleasure." Shin said lifting his shirt.

"Are you crazy!" Kris shouted grabbing him and pulling his shirt back down.

"Kris let go! The fans want to see!" He shouted trying to pull his pants down,

"Hyung this is not the time or place!" Kris shouted tackling him to the ground.

"Kyaaaa~ they're rolling on stage!"

"Two hot guys wrestling are hot!"

"The fans are loving this!" Baekhyun said laughing.

"Shouldn't we help Kris hyung?" Sehun asked.

"Nah, those two are fine." Luhan said laughing.

"Tao hyung~" Namjin said hugging him.

"It's only been a day." Tao said laughing.

"YAH! Let go of Tao!" Kris shouted still wrestling with Shin.

"It's just a hug hyung." Namjin said squeezing Tao tighter.

"Yah!" Kris shouted pushing his brother away as he walked over to Namjin before pulling him away from Tao.

"Fine, I'll just go to Kyungsoo hyung!" He said squeezing Kyungsoo.

"Yah!" Kai shouted.

"Hmmm....idea~" Kyeongmi shouted. "Ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce my newest addition, Namjin. He will be featured in my next manga issue. Look forward to his role."

"He's adorable! He looks mischievous!"

"Kyaa! Shin oppa is wearing a speedo! Look at the size of his bulge!"

"!" Kris said turning his attention back to his brother to see him posing.

"Take as many pictures as you want." He said posing.

"HYUNG!" Kris shouted tackling him.

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"What were you thinking!" Kris shouted.

"It's harmless fun, anyway this wouldn't have happened if you would have told me." He said pouting. "We've been growing apart lately."

"Lies! I can't escape from you!" Kris shouted.

"Of course you can’t, you’re my dongsaeng we’re stuck with each other." Shin said laughing. "Oh well, I have to leave for today."

"Where are you going now?" Luhan asked.

"Australia, I need some me time." He said smiling.

"Have you told my brother?" Suho asked.

"Nope, he knows I'm not a guy that can stick to just one person."

"You know hyung you'll eventually need to settle down." Kyungsoo explained.

"Eventually." He said smiling. "For now, my goal is to have fun while I'm young."

"So noona, are you really going to add Namjin?"

"Yep."

"Sorry the fan meet got a little out of hand." Kris said.

"Are you kidding? The fans are going wild over it. They've already posted it on YouTube! My fans love erted things so no worries."

"By the way where did Namjin run off to?" Lay asked looking around.

"His mom found out he snuck out again." Chen said laughing.

"He really needs to stay put. I was going to draw him ." Kyeongmi explained.

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"Aigoo! I told you we have to prepare!" Namjin's mother shouted.

"I was only gone for an hour, besides I don't really care for your new husband."

"Yah, if it wasn't for your new father we'd be out on the streets."

"No we wouldn't, we were fine before and we'd be fine without them!"

"Just hush and help me in the kitchen before they get here."

"It's not like those two are going to help us cook anyway."

"Just shut up and get back to work."

Just then the front door flew opened as a man in a white doctor's gown walked in along with a female wearing a hat.

"Go and greet your stepdad and step sister." His mother said pushing him out of the kitchen.

"Hi." Namjin said looking at them.

"Where is your mother?"

"In the kitchen cooking for MY grandmother."

"Of course." He said walking pass him.

"What's with the hat?" Namjin asked looking at his step sister.

"Shut up!" She said sitting down on the couch. "This place is such a dump."

"And you're still a , but you don't hear me complaining." Namjin said looking at her.

"Go one of your gay friends."

"At least I can get laid you stuck up ."

"Is the only word you know?"

"No, it's just the word that suits you best." He said smiling.

"Lulu, could you come help your mother in the kitchen."

"Ne~ it was nice catching up you little ." She said smiling.

"You too you bald headed ." He said smiling as he stood up.

"YAH!"

A/N: You weren't expecting that twist were you? Anyway I was debating on whether or not to make Namjin a one time character, but I'll see... anyway I found the original video of EXO writing their names with their .... Xiumin.... Oh precious Xiumin how I love thee~