"Lets make them all debut then." The CEO muttered. Everyone stood up and gasped- each and every one of the 24 managers.

"All the trainee females?" One deputy asked hopefully. She was fired.

"Get out. No. All the trainees." The CEO stood up and looked out the far window. "Even the ones that came in this morning. All trainees."

"Bu-But H-hyung..." One other manager cried out. He was fired.

"What will you name them?" Another asked. The CEO spun back around and grinned.

"We will call them... Roses and Thorns."

 

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HELLO WE ARE THE NEW COMPANY VKZ ENTERTAINMENT AND WE ARE DEBUTING OUR FIRST GROUP! ROSES AND THORNS ARE THE COOLEST GROUP AROUND WITH EVER-FLOWING CHARISMA AND BEAUTY. THERE ARE CHOCOLATE ABS, CUTE BOYS, Y GIRLS AND DOLL-LIKE WOMEN! IT'S THE ULTIMATE GROUP OF ALL GROUPS AND THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE KPOP INDUSTRY!

HERE ARE THEIR NAMES! FACES WILL BE REVEALED VERY SOON!

MINJUNG- Female- Leader-  27 (April 7th)

KIKI- Male- 26 (Jan 15th)

TAESHIN -Male- 26 (May 29th)

LIN- Female- 25 (June 9th)

ZHANG- Male- 25 (June 10th)

LOLA - Female- 25 (June 29th)

TAECHYUN- Male-25 (July 17th)

FUJI- Male-25 (August 23th)

PETER- Male- 25 (October 1st)

HAEMI Female-25 (October 30th)

JONGMIN- Female-25 (December 25th)

CLAUDIA- Female- 25 (December 29th)

MINKYUN- Male-24 (2nd Jan)

YONGHEE- Male- 24 (18th March)

SUNRA- Female- 24 (31st March)

ROSE- Female- 24 (1st April)

HANABI- Female- 24 (9th September)

TAI-LU- Male- 23 (16th September)

HYESUP- Male- 22 (30th Jan)

HYUNJANG- Male- 22 (14th Feb)

SOOMIN- Female- 22 (15th Feb)

RAI- Male- 22 (19th March)

BAHYUN- Male- 22 (7th May)

MELODY- Male- 22 (31st May)

BYUNGHEE- Male- 22 (1st July)

KWANLEE- Male- 22 (20th July)

KYUNGMO- Male- 22 (21st August)

JIRAM- Female- 22 (2nd September)

HYEDONG- Female- 22 (25th September)

JOONGSHUN- Male- 21 (5th May)

PINK- Female- 20- (19th Feb)

JUNGMIN- Female- 20 (21st Feb)

EUNREUL- Female- 20 (21st Feb)

DONGHEE- Female- 20 (29th Feb)

SARAH- Female- 20 (3rd August)

BANGSUN- Male- 20 (1st September)

SOORA- Female- 19 (3rd Jan)

SANGHEE- Female- 19 (23rd March)

SOOSEOK- Female -19 (9th June)

XI-MOON- Male- 18 (4th Feb)

JUNGHYUN- Male- 18 (2nd April)

DONGMIN- Male- 18 (14th May)

KIRA- Male- 18 (1st June)

MISUN- Female- 18 (4th August)

PINGPING- Female- 18 (18th September)

X.O- Male- 17 (1st Jan)

JAESUNG- Male- 17 (27th March)

JAEMIN- Female- 17 (13th July)

DONGSUB- Male- 17 (17th December)

ICE- Female- 16 (28th May)

JIJI- Female- 16 (14th June)

MYUNHOON- Male- 15 (3rd March)

CHRISTINA- Female- 15 (1st December)

HAKYO- Female- 14- (14th Feb)

MINMIN- FEMALE- 14- (29TH JULY)

KAEYOUNG- FEMALE- 13 (5TH DECEMBER)

KAIMIN COUPLE- MALE- 12 (18TH FEB)

TOPBOM COUPLE- UNKNOWN - 12 (15TH APRIL)

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THERE ARE 27 FEMALES AND 27 MALES. THE ULTIMATE GROUP OF 54. (A/N: HOLY THIS WAS ACTUALLY UNINTENTIONAL O_O)

 

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LMFAO WTF HAS I WASTE MY TIMED ON?