Dude, This Oatmeal is Disgusting [Oneshot]

Description

Key was acting unusually strange one morning, and the other members soon find out why.

Foreword

-Yesterday, backstage-

"Jjong, you look incredibly, and utterly stupid in that outfit," Key sneered at his best friend, who was putting on Super Junior H's vegetable outfit (more accurately, a stupid onion costume).

"Oh, come on Key, don't ruin my dreams of being a veggie now, hm?" Jonghyun told his friend as he striked a pose.

The most retarded pose in the whole wide world, Key thought. But he had to admit...a part of him found Jonghyun adorable. Not that he was giving Jonghyun the pleasure of telling him.

"Come on, Bummie-ah, you put one on too! Hehe," Jonghyun laughed as he bounced around in the stupid costume, making some more weird poses.

"I'd rather not embarass myself like that." Key rolled his eyes. "Oh, c'mon, no one will see us," Jjong fought back, and hunted for a camera through a bag.

"What are you doing in my bag?" Key asked, raising his right eyebrow.

"Where is your polaro--I found it!" Jonghyun pulled out Key's pink polaroid camera.

"Don't touch that!" Key shouted, and snatched his precious camera out of Jonghyun's hands. Jonghyun pouted for a second, and replaced it with a stupid dinosaur smile, and struck another pose.

"Take a picture!" He yelled, all giddy-like.

"No way am I wasting my film on something like this!" Key looked at his friend as if he was insane. But in reality, Key would give anything to capture a moment like this. It didn't help he had a crush on Jonghyun as big as the man's nostrils. And the man's nostrils were big. In comparison to normal people.

"Awww, come on Key, just one, one, oneee picture! It's not like we get to wear these everyday!" Jonghyun whined. Key eventually gave in.

"Just one," Key said firmly.

How would've he knew that he'd end up using the rest of his film in the end?


Jonghyun finally took off the onion costume, and fanned himself.

"Dang, that thing is suffocating!" he complained.

"No one told you to put it on, stupid," Key retorted.

"But, but, but! I was cute wasn't I? I should join my Suju hyungs~" Jonghyun complimented himself. Key just laughed.

"Anyhow, that was really fun, no?" Jonghyun smiled. "We could always use more time like this."

Key just nodded. Jonghyun looked over at his friend as smiled.

"I missed doing stuff like this." He sighed.

Key nodded again.

"It's always more fun when I do it with you."

Key nodded again. Wait. What?

But before Key could take in the comment in his head, his friend had already pressed his lips against his.

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flattummy #1
wahahahha!! cute!!
seoulxx
#2
Awwwwwww it's so adorable so far <33 Lol, Jonghyun WOULD put on an onion costume and make Key take pictures of him xD He's so cute <br />
And that was a weird simile you had there xD I'm gonna start using that now<br />
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Update soon! Hawiting!
ShineeKey7
#3
Update updateee!!!
KeymyLover
#4
so cute :)
banghimupisluv
#5
hahaha! jjong's nostrils XD i really wanna see jjong in that onion costume XD
TheChickenQueen
#6
AWWW! This is so adorable! <3