Conditions

“Ok, well then”

“TWO! Because of this agreement, you have to pay for my credit card bill!”

“What? What do you usually buy?”

“Nothing much, it’s just that I have no job,”

“So then until you have a job”

“Nope! Condition 3! If I don’t have a boyfriend because of you, prepare to die”

“Hey! I won’t interfere in your love life!”

“Ok than, 4! You have to introduce me to some of your celebrity friends!” I yelled,

“Like?”

“I don’t know, I just feel out of the loop since you’re a big celebrity and all” I muttered,

“ok, now it’s my turn to give you MY conditions”

“What? But I’m pretending to be a boy because of you!

“Yes, but you’re giving me conditions that don’t relate to you being a boy” he pointed out,
I paused for a bit, then sighed

“Whatever, give them to me,”

“One, if you fall in love with any of the members, I WILL be involved in THAT love life”

“That’s NEVER going to happen!”

“YOU never know~ two; I’ll pay for your credit card, only 200 bucks, if it’s over, then I’m only going to give you 200 bucks”

“Fair enough”

“Three, if you’re going out, tell me. Text me, call me, I don’t care. Even if I’m on a show, text me!”

“Fine, but it’s on you if you don’t get it”

“FOUR, don’t wear anything girly around the guys, if you’re going out of the dorms, wear guy clothes, hid somewhere when you’re out, then you can change into something girly”

“Fine, but I might forget”

“Then I get to break one of your rules if you forget”

“Fine,” I sighed
“If any rules are broken then we have to have punishment”

“Like what?

“I don’t know, anything we decide on I guess”

“Alright then, anything else?”

“Don’t bug me about saying ‘oppa’ anymore ok?” I smirked, he sighed,

“Aish, I guess little siblings really do follow older sibling’s steps”

“Yep, Donghwa was an amazing role model” I smiled, he just looked at me,

“Hey! I’m a celebrity!”

“So?” we both we quiet,
“Oh, and who was that guy earlier?” I continued

“Who?”

“The one with the messy short bed hair, he had light skin, was skinny,”

“That’s all the members,”

“No, no, uh, the guy with that, baby face, and he was sitting at the desk with the laptop”
Donghae thought for a bit,

“OH! KYUHYUN! I forgot to mention, he’s going to the same college as you”

“What?”

“Yeah, but I don’t think you two will be in the same class, you’re a…”

“I’m a major in Music and fine arts”

Donghae was quiet for a while. Then he sighed and scratched his head

“Pretend to be a boy in the music section ok?”

“Why?” I asked, I knew the answer, but I wanted to see if he had the nerve to say it

“Because, he might see you. And I defiantly don’t want him to ask if you’re a girl!” he said,
I sighed, yep, he said it

“I get it,” I said while standing up

“Good then” he smiled,
“But you can change into girl clothes when you get to your fine arts class, I don’t think he would see you” Hae continued,

“Thank you, I need a girl life to” I said,

“Lets go home, the members are already awake!” he yelled over the screaming noise over the fans, seriously, they scream FOREVER just because of an idiot like him!