This one is based on my experience

Friend : Hey, do you have a crush on someone at the moment?

Me : *slightly pissed* Not yet

Friend : You're lying!

Me : No, really!

Friend : *leaves*

In my mind :

Yes, I have a crush but the guy is in another country

My current obsession X) Dang it, he and my EXO biases totally wrecked my bias list

Conclusion : thanks to Kpop, my expectations in an ideal guy are too damn high!