I've been dating Tao for a month and its going great so far.  Right now he went to buy me 3 three scooped icecream. Yum. Tao's awesome. He is so my Honey-oo. 

Did I tell you how awesome he is? (yes you did.)

Umm was I talking to you, ugly? (did you just call me ugly?)

Read my lips. U-G-L-Y  (at least I'm not a plastic like you)

You're just jelly that Tao likes me (I'm not jealous and refrain from saying jelly because I like jellys)

You so are. K, just because he doesn't know you exist doesn't mean you can blow up on me. Jeez, I know I'm awesome but don't be jealous of me just worship me instead.  (Tch. narcissists)

*does the wtevr major loser sign* (ugh. w-well at least he would'nt ditch me)

He did not ditch me. He's just having a hard time finding the icecream I want. 

(Don't deny it. He ditched you using icecream as an excuse. Ha.)

Don't talk to me ugly or you might transfer your ugly genes to me.  So as I was saying Tao lov--

*sees Tao's head behind the tree* See I told you Tao would never ditch m--

(I knew it was too good to be true. Though I can't believe Tao ditched you for a man, a y one if I must add)

T-Tao..... I can't believe he did this to me.

I can't believe he ate the icecream meant for me. (.......)

Wait, who's that person with Tao.. O.O 

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Did Tao ditch me for some big man?

OMFG THAT BIG MAN IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN!!! (No. Tao ditched you so blame Tao not that y man.)

*ignores the annoying person* He's my man. NONONONO, DON'T TOUCH H-- *teary eyes*

My Tao....he's been stripped--( O.O S-st-stripped?!)

from his innocence. *sniffle, sniffle* (Are you effing serious?)

I'm coming to save you my Tao baby. Dn't you dare touch my baby, stripper man!! (Wow. I'm being ignored. I feel so loved -_-)

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"Hey baby." I said back hugging Tao. "Oh hey," he replied. Thats all? I call him baby and thats all I get? And he even dares to continue his

conversation with the stripper and not include me. As if he heard my thoughts he turned and introduced me to the stripper. "Hi. I'm Kris. Nice to meet

you," said the stripper in a monotune. "Yeonhyo, lajflfjfsk," I said with an innocent FAKE smile. He just gave me the face and walked away. Thats

it. He's officially Mr. face from now on.  "Gege, can you come shopping with me?" asked Tao looking at the . "Uhh I'm not sure," answered

Kris with uncertainity. Fudgy Fudgy. How dare he.  I can't believe he forced Tao into asking him to go shopping with him in front of me to make me

jealous. He also has the nerve to reject him. OMG.

T-Tao. He-he I can't believe Tao just did buing buing for the . Ugh, he never did that for me. I'm so going shopping with him.

"Ano, Tao can I go shopping with you guys too?" I asked and smiled when Tao agreed but it was wiped off when I saw the iest face ever. Ugh. Mood is

totally ruined. Off to the shopping mall with my boyfriend and face.

Fast forward

Woah I never knew Tao was such a shopaholic and what is with him and gucci? I know why he turned into this person. Its all because of the face Kris. 

We went to this secluded park and I finally got to rest my arms. My arms were hurting due to carrying all of Tao's gucci. I can't believe that he bought

that much.

Poor Kris, he had to spend so much money. Oh well he deserved it. 

I sat on the swing and pushed myself like usual and waited for Tao to come and push me like usual. Tao never came. 

I looked around the park to find where Tao was and saw him chatting happily with Kris. My eyes eyes started to twich as I bawled my hands. I got off

the swing and stormed off to where they were. Ironically they were under a tree, a cherry tree. They looked like a freaking couple from faraway. 

I pulled Tao towards me and glared at Kris and the latter gave me an annoyed look. 

"Too y for you?" he asked smirking while flipping his hair. That just made me glare even harder at him.

"Ugh,"I said with an ugly face. I turned to Tao and asked him," Tao-baby, you like-no LOVE me right?" I purposely emphasized the word love and

stared right at Kris when I said it. As I awaited for a big I-Love-You from Tao I heard a shrilly scream from Tao. It went like this. ' KYYYAAAAAA!!!"

"OMG, ITS A GUCCI!!! FREEE GUCCI KYAA I'M IN CLOUD 9 KIKIKI" Tao fan-girled as he ran towards the gucci bag lying on the bench. 

Now coming back to me.

GUCCI??!! He chose FREAKING gucci over ME??!!! THE HORROR. I'm so pissed I can feel the inner Yeonhyo coming out. GAAWWD I'm so fawking

close to stabbing someone with my twin pencils. (Da fuq? O.O twin pencils?)

Why you talking to me? Was I talking to you? (No, we-) Then don't talk to me. (well techn-) Don't talk to me. (Let me fi-) Don't. (Oh Come o-) Dooonnt

So continuing on I ran to Kris because I thought it was his fault. Wait...it IS his fault. My Tao-poopoo was never like this before he treated me like a

y hyena.  (....you know you're not exactly pro-) Doooooont (.........................................................................................................................)

So- (youknowyou'renotexactlyprovingTao'slovetoyoubysayinghetreatedyoulikeayhyena.

hyenasaren'tevenyinthefirstlacesoIdon'tknowwhyyouthinkitsagoodthingtobetreatedlikeahyena *breath in breath out)

I didn't quite catch that but just saying y hyena is a compliment. Atleast thats what Tao said to me when he called me a y hyena. OMG.

(what?) y hyena isn't a compliment its a freaking diss. (and she finds out finally. Score.)

I bet Kris told him to call me that. ( what the?! O.O) Tao probably couldn't say no because he threatened him saying that if he didn't say that to me then

he would me. (Now thats just plain delusional. You on crack by any chance?) I knew this was all Kris's fault Ican't believe face is trying to

frame by Tao-baby. (And we're back to step one again)

"You you you you strippersuckermanladyass!!" I screamed at Kris who just looked at me surprised at my sudden outburst. 

"You how dare you call me that!" yelled face. We threw insults at eathother as our faces started getting close to eachother; our faces red with

anger. Before we knew it we were making out like we were lovers. "OMG, you guys are making out? Come on gucci lets make out too," said Tao and

then we heard kissing noises from the back. We didn't need to turn around to know that Tao was making out with his free gucci. 

"God, lets ditch him and his gucci," stated Kris. I soo agree with Kris. "Yeah lets do that. Tao's like historyy." I replied and we walked away.

*GASP* We heard Tao gasp reaalllyy loudly. "OMG, you're not real gucci you're FAKE!! Fakie we all know that our relationship ain't gonna last so yeah. We're

over," said Tao to the fake gucci. Probably since I wasn't looking at him. "Fakie I know I'm unforgettable but no matter how much you love me I'm not taking you

back. Sayonara, Fakie," said Tao with a sniffle. Now if you're wondering how I know what he's saying its because he's reaallllyy loud. 

And they lived happily ever after. Me and Kris not Tao. Well I don't think he's happy; he's probably bawling his eyes out thiking how he messed up big time with

me. *sigh* People just can't help it, I'm just too perfect. Well thats the end of it. Me and Kris lived happily ever after with Tao living his life in regret. I'm totally

unforgettable.