Randomness is the Key to Life.
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Peaches danced through the air while Jiyong kneaded bread dough. “Aish what a cold day,” he said, sweating through his t-shirt. “What a good day to go ice-skating!” A dolphin jumped out of nowhere and slapped Jiyong. “Stupid its like 100 Kelvins outside what are you doing barbecuing?”
“It’s a star, do you see it?”
Seunghyun bursted into the room, yelling, “I’M BORED! BORED BORED BORED!”
Jiyong caught him in a butterfly net, and spread an orange shock-relief blanket over him.
“It pains you to have come so close to becoming human, doesn’t it?”
“I’m a timelord,” said the dolphin. “I buy three trinity forces coupled with Summoner Spell smite for the perfect jungle build.”
“I’m not dead,” yelled Seunghyun from the barbeque grill. “Let’s have dinner.”
“I knew you would do that.”
Foreword
“Oh lordy,” Jiyong whispered, crouching in a sewer pipe. “Have you seen my bear Tibbers?”
“That’s right,” muttered a voice. “Kneel. In the end you will always kneel.”
“Not before I burn the heart out of you,” said Jiyong, fuego in su espresso ojos.
“Guys?” Seunghyun asked, waving a flashlight toward them. “I’m bringing the party to you.”
“NOT MY DIVISION!” Daesung yelled, jumping into the fray. “Oh no the mission has been compromised! Abort operation Shoot Boyz!”
Suddenly a bear popped out of nowhere. “TIBBERS~!” Jiyong yelled, startling everyone.
Kwangsoo wielded a sword. Sword get~
“DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~” yelled Kwangsoo.
“If it’s my last tomato, I would still throw it at you, Kwangsoo,” Jiyong said, passionately flaring his coffee eyes.
“Here they come,” said Seunghyun. “I’m going in.”
“HYUNNIE NO!” said jiyong.
“Goodbye Jiyong,” said Seunghyun as he lept off the cliff. “Rose Tyler I--”
You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away.
You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure.
(note: League of Legends, BBC Sherlock, Inception, Marvel’s Avengers, Running Man, and Doctor Who do not belong to us. kthxbye)
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