A/N: SO I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IF I MAKE ANY MISTAKES WHILE WRITING, I APOLOGIZE BECAUSE I AM WRITING DIRECTLY ON AFF AND NOT ON MICROSOFT WORD. WHY? YES I OWN MICROSOFT, YES I SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH. I HAVE A VALID EXCUSE BECAUSE I AM WARNING YOU UPFRONT SO THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY. AND EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT AND YOU NEED TO FEEL THE IMPORTANCE AS YOU READ ALONG.

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MY NAME IS _________. i AM THE SCHOOL'S NERD AND NOBODY AT THE SCHOOL LIKES ME BECAUSE I AM UGLY AND OVERWEIGHT. MY BOYFRIEND IS THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES ME. HE IS THE SCHOOL'S KINKA. HE LOVED ME THE FIRST DAY HE LAIED EYES ON ME BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL. AND WE HAVE BEEN HAPPY EVER SINCE. WE BROKE UP A FEW TIMES, BUT WE STILL LOVE EACH OTHER AND THATS NOT IMPORTANT. 

(i thought everything was important?) 

WHATS IMPORTANT IS WERE TOGETHER NOW AND WE LOVE EACHOTHER NOW. ANYWAY........... WE WERE WALKING AROUND AFTER SCHOOL AND THE QUEENKAS CAME UP TO US. 

"HEY GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU UGLY FAT NERD"

"NO THATS NOT NICE. DONT BE MEAN TO HER" MY BOYFRIEND SAID.

“WE WON'T LET YOU KEEP DATING HIM. YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO DATE HIM. BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW.”

“NO”

“YES”

“NO”

“YES”

“NO”

“YES” 

“MAKE ME!”

“OKAY GIRLS, LETZZ GET HER!”

THEY TRIED TO CHASE AFTER ME BUT THEIR HEELS KEPT GETTING STUCK IN THE GROUND AND I WAS TOO QUICK. I WAS SO FAST THAT THEY COULDN'T EVEN SEE ME ANYMORE. I RAN SO FAR AWAY THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS, SO I CHECKED MY NIFTY NERD GPS WATCH THAT I MADE. I PRESSED SOME BUTTONS IN SOME RANDOM ORDER THAT I MEMORIZED AND THEN THIS HUGE HOLOGRAPHIC MAP POPPED OUT OF THE WATCH. A RAINDROP FROM THE SKY FELL ON THE WATCH AND THE ELECTRICITY BUZZED FOR A SECOND AND THE MAP RETRACTED AND ALL THE LIGHT FROM THE WATCH SHUT OFF AND I WAS LEFT ALL LOST COLD AND ALONE UNTIL I SAW THIS OLD LADY BEING ATTACKED AND ROBBED. 

“GIMME YO MONEY,” THE ROBBER ORDERED. 

“NO”

“YES”

“NO”

“YES”

“NO”

“LADY, IF YOU DON'T–”

“NEVARRRR!” SHE SCREAMED AND SWUNG HER PURSE AND HIT THE ROBBER UPSIDE HIS HEAD. 

THE ROBBER FELL TO THE GROWND COMPLETELY UNCONSIOUS. AND BILLS OF MONEY WERE FLOATING IN THE AIR FROM THE OLD LADY'S PURSE. EVERYONE WAS WALKING ALONG THE SIDEWALK AS IF THEY WERE ALL BLIND. SINCE NOBODY OFFERED TO GET FREE MONEY I HAPPILY VOLUNTEERED. I DIDN'T EVEN COUNT ALL THE MONEY I HAD, BUT I'D SAY I HAD SOMEWHERE AROUND $3572.16, COUNTING THE BUS FAIR AND THE CHANGE I GOT TO KEEP FROM BOYFRIEND WHEN I BOUGHT HIM A BURGER. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO FORGET HIS MONEY WHENEVER HE GOES ON DATES WITH ME, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH MADLY IN LOVE SO I KNOW HE DOESN'T INTENTIONALLY MAKE ME PAY EVERY TIME. 

SO YEAH, WITH MY $3572.16 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO BUY.