~Hyung-” Taemin gasped.

~“TAEMIN, ARE YOU VIOLATING THE POOR GIRL WITH YOUR ?!” Onew yelled.

“WHAT?!?!?!?!?!”~

“Hyung, it’s not what you think!” Taemin cried, grabbing his hand away and pulling him and Kira up to their feet carefully. “We were startled and we fell-”

“Yeah, a likely story!” SoonYeon hissed, pulling Kira to her side who felt quite flustered and confused.

“He’s telling you the truth unnies!” Kira cried, “We was just watching a film and SoonYeon and umma came bursting into the room and scaring the daylights out of us so we fell onto the floor and you guys saw us in this position!”

“We’re going back to the dorms now. let’s go!” Hana declared and tried to pull Kira away but the magnae refused to go.

“Listen to me unnie!” Kira exclaimed, “I am still innocent! I’m still a !!”

“Yeah! So am I!” Taemin blurted out. He fell silent after while a deep blush blooming in his cheeks as the girls all looked at him including his hyung.

“You are in deep trouble Lee Taemin. Key is seriously going to murder you.” the SHINee leader hissed. “Key specifically told you now girls in the dorms!”

“Anio! Don’t tell Key hyung! Jebal!!” Taemin begged. “We’re telling the truth! Nothing happened please!! I haven’t kissed anyone yet! I’m telling the truth!”

“Taemin hasn’t had his first kiss yet??” Natsumi gasped and so did the other members. Taemin blushed again.

“Aigo! He is too cute! I have to let him off!” YoungJae crooned.

“Hasn’t had a first kiss yet…” Hani mumbled, “That’s cute. He must be innocent then.”

“Are you sure you are a ?” SoonYeon glared at Taemin.

“For a millionth time YES! I am a !” Taemin yelled, throwing his head back.

“And you Kira?” Hana shook Kira.

“A and totally innocent. I’m a nun.” Kira shrugged.

“I am still not letting this go maknae.” Onew glared at his own maknae.

“Someone buy him chicken. He might calm down.” Natsumi said.

“I’ll order some.” Nanie called and took out her phone to buy some chicken for SHINee’s leader, Onew.

“I am not letting this go still.” SoonYeon growled, “Nanie hurry up with the damn chicken delivery!” Onew was murmuring angrily to Taemin who looked quite petrified at his tofu hyung.

“I promise with all my heart I haven’t done anything to Kira.” Taemin said, “We’re only watching death note. That’s all nothing else.”

“No ual ?” Onew asked.

“none of that stuff…” Taemin cringed. “Eww…”

“oh you will love .” Natsumi winked.

“Unnie!” Hana cried, hitting her at the back of her head.

“Chicken in being delivered.” Nanie called.

“What? is good!” Natsumi hissed.

“It is?” Kira grinned.

“No!” Hana pushed her leader away, “ is horrible. It hurts. Don’t have , cause you’ll get pregnant. And DIE!”

“Unnie, you are being overly dramatic don’t you think?” Kira laughed.

“I am being serious! You’ll get Chlamydia and then die!” YoungJae added.

“What’s Chlamydia?” Taemin asked.

“UALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE!!” Onew screamed.

“Where the is his chicken?!” SoonYeon yelled.

“It’s coming!” Nanie yelled back. Hana put her hands on top of Kira’s shoulders and looked at her dead in the eye.

“promise me that you won’t have till you’re 40.” she said in a deadly tone.

“What she’s going to be the 40 year-old ?” Natsumi giggled.

“Shut up leader!!” YoungJae pushed her leader on the sofa and then turned to Kira, “Kira, our pure innocent magnae… Do anything with a boy even holding hands, we’re gonna put a alarm on you.”

“ alarm?” Kira squeaked.

“Yes. It will detect any movement on you from weight, single touches and other things a boy might do to you.” Hani added.

“And we’ll know if Taemin does anything to you. We’ll hunt him down.” SoonYeon glared at Taemin.

“Where the hell is my chicken?!” Onew screamed.

“It’s coming!” Nanie screamed back at him.

*~*~*~*

After the ‘misunderstanding’ just last week with Taemin and Kira, SoonYeon and Hana had to go back to school. Kira had final exams to do before she can leave. SoonYeon had coursework catch-up before she leaves too and Hana was just leaving and collecting her stuff.

“I am so glad I’m out of high school.” YoungJae sighed as Kira was the last one of the house to go to school in the morning.

“Who is picking up the kids?” Natsumi asked.

“I’ll pick up Kira and Hana.” Nanie offered.

“And I’ll just stay home.” YoungJae poked her tongue out at the leader.

“What? I have to pick up SoonYeon?” Natsumi cried, “But I wanna stay home.”

“Well it wouldn’t be fair for Nanie to pick up all three of them. They all go to different schools you fool!” YoungJae said.

“Why don’t you do it then?!”

“Cause,” YoungJae looked at them, “Cause I am going to sleep. See you.” and with that YoungJae left.

“”What is up with the members these days?” Natsumi sighed.

*~*~*~*

“I can’t believe we missed the van and the bus!” SoonYeon hissed, “Now we have to walk home!”

“Stop your ! A bit of fresh air and exercise won’t hurt.” her leader rolled her eyes at her.

“I can also take care of myself o’ fearless leader. I don’t need anyone to pick me from school.” SoonYeon stuck her nose in the air.

“What about that person stalking you?” Natsumi asked, “What would you do if I wasn’t here and that stalker made a move?”

SoonYeon had been worried sick about a person stalking her. Just two days ago, she swore she someone hiding behind a trash can. She had got really scared that she had to call her manager to pick her up from her school.

“Well I would of karate chopped him durh!” SoonYeon scoffed.

“You’re not as touch as you are you know SoonYeon. You called Manager Yumi to pick you up two days ago!”

“Yeah I am! Want me to karate chop you unnie?” SoonYeon stopped walking.

“What?” Natsumi asked stopping in front of SoonYeon.

“I can hear it again! That ‘pew! Pew!’ noise that games make!” SoonYeon cried, “I keep hearing it all the time! Even in one of my classes!!”

“I can’t hear anything.” Natsumi shrugged, “let’s go it’s getting dark and I want to be home before the umma starts to rant at us for being home late.”

“No seriously unnie, there is this noise following me! Could it come from the stalker who’s been following me for the past few weeks?”

“It’s just your imagination, SoonYeon. Please, can we just go-” Natsumi stopped, “Wait- I can hear it too!”

“See!” SoonYeon cried. “Shhh….” SoonYeon carefully tip toed towards a bush where the ‘pew! Pew!’ noise was coming from. It got louder with every step she took. SoonYeon smirked as she pulled the bush apart but stumbled back to see-

“WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING IN THE BUSH FOR?!” she screamed.

“Hi.”

“YOU- STALKER! STALKER KYU!!!” SoonYeon carried on screaming.

“Stop screaming please.” Kyuhyun begged.

“OH MY FUU! YOU’VE BEEN THE ONE STALKING ME! WHAT KIND OF A CREEP ARE YOU?!” SoonYeon continued to rant, “YOU’RE AN IDOL! FANS FANCY YOU SO MUCH AND YOU’RE STALKING ME?! A ROOKIE?! WHY?! WHY KYU?! WHY?!”

“I’ll explain when you stop screaming.” Kyuhyun said, getting out of the bush.

“You’re a freak do you know that?” Natsumi popped up next to SoonYeon, “why are you stalking one of my girls in my group? I can call the police you know. Ruin your career cause of this whole mess.”

“But-” Kyuhyun started.

“Why are you stalking SoonYeon?” Natsumi demanded, “I can get Manager Yumi to bite your head off you know. Also Yesung! He’s tough!”

“Yesung hyung won’t even hurt a fly.” Kyuhyun smirk, “Look, I have a reasonable explanation for why am I stalking you.”

“Oh yeah?” SoonYeon scoffed, “What is it then?!” Kyuhyun inhaled deeply.

“I wanna date you.” he declared.

“Mwuh?!” the girls chorused at the same time.

“I wanna date you.” Kyuhyun repeated much more slowly. “I wanna take you out on a date some time this week.”

“And the stalking is relevant and needed to this because?!” SoonYeon cried in disbelief.

“To see what you like. So that I would know what to do for the date I am going to take you to.” Kyuhyun blushed, “Sorry for the inconvenience. If you don’t want to go on a date cause it will be weird-”

“Yeah, it will surely be weird going on date with my stalker!” SoonYeon hissed, “How many girls have you done this to?!”

“Just you.” Kyuhyun blushed, “I’m your personal stalker.”

“I- I-” SoonYeon started to stutter.

“SPIT IT OUT ALREADY SOONYEON! I WANNA GO HOME!” Natsumi shook her gently.

“if you wanna date me…” SoonYeon started, “you have to stop with the stalking.”

“I promise.” Kyuhyun grinned from ear to ear, “Anything else?”

“you better buy me ice cream on our date.”

“Deal.”