It was Key who found it.

He didn’t remember how he got there, but suddenly it was everywhere.

He gagged at the extremely inconsiderate exposure to his Hyung’s junk. He shut his lap top and moved away from it, not knowing if he wanted to laugh, be disgusted, or just cry.

“What?” Minho asked from the couch. He had glanced up when Key gasped but him backing away from it…He hadn’t done that since the JongTae internet war stuff had pissed him off. “Kibum…?”

“Jjong!” he yelled, not really knowing what to do or say and so he did what he usually did, pass the info to someone else and see how they handled it. In a matter of moments both he and Minho were standing there looking at him worriedly.

He didn’t know how to phrase it. He didn’t know how to say something like this in the right way at all….so he blurted it out.

“Onew has a tumblr shrine for his ,”

Jonghyun and Minho stared at him and began to walk away, obviously not believing him. The youngest shook his head and picked the controller back up. “Key you really don’t have to go that far…”

“I’ll show you.”

They paused.

——-

“Why are you all acting like this? Is something going to pop up and scare me?” Onew asked as they stood behind him. Key was completely facing away while Jonghyun had a camcorder. Minho was blocking Taemin’s view in earnest.

“Nope, but it got us believe me…” Key sniffed.

He clicked for a few seconds, “What’s tumblr?”

“The American fanbase’s playground for all things sinful. Sometimes I think they’re dirtier than the Japanese one.”

They all shivered.

No one knew like a Japanese shut in fangirl-yandere-schoolgirl secretly hiding everything behind a pure smile and innocent eyes. Taemin trembled at the thought of the…one where Jonghyun turned into a tentacle monster and could only stay alive by violating-

 ”Dubulge…” Onew mumbled before turning a color of red there was no name for. He tried to get up but Minho gripped his shoulder. 

“No, you’re going to scroll down until we feel better about having to have seen it too.” he smiled in his leader’s ear. He mistakenly glanced at the screen and looked away quickly, “Ugh my God they made that one gif…”

Onew covered his face, shaking his head, “Why…why are they like this- no wait that one’s photo-shopped! I’m not really-“

“They know why you have to wear long shirts,” Key sighed.

“And why I said you can’t wear skinny jeans during Muzit,” Taemin added.

“The skirt in dazzling girl,”

“You’re outfit in every MV, except Sherlock, but they made that one part at the end a gif and-“

“Minho stop we don’t…” Key slapped his arm, is brows knit together. 

“The accident during Shinhwa Broadcast,” Jonghyun ticked off, “That time we performed Juliette…literally anytime you didn’t wear a long shirt to cover it,”

The leader pulled down his shirt to cover his lap. “I can’t help it,” he frowned and looked at Jonghyun who had put down the camera and pulled out his phone, “What are you doing?”

“Posting a link to it on twitter,”

“JJONG YOU IDIOT NO!”