Wookie: Hey gu- *drops soap* … T.T

*Thirty minutes of silence*

Wookie: *still crying*

BackFromTheArmy: IGNORANT CHILD!

Wookie: Heartless, mindless, no one who care about me~! *wailing, as in orange*

Kai: Bai bo! OUR SONG!

AmazingRapper: NO ADVERTISEMENT!

Kai: Bai bo! But I didn’t even say the name of the song!

AmazingRapper: BUT YOU SAID THAT NAME OF THAT GAME THAT YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID!

Kai: Bai bo! It’s not my fault! It just appears after my name!

AmazingRapper: Your name?

Kai: Bai bo! KAI BAI BO!

Kai: Bai bo! But without the last part!

HandsomeGamer: The are you talking about?

Kai: Bai bo! My name T.T

Hankyung: Kai Bai bo?

Kai: *Bai bo ignores*

Wookie: Kai Ba- *drops soap* TTATT

AmazingRapper: IT’S ADVERTISEMENT DAMMIT! *throws Kai (Bai bo!) out of the conversation*

Kai Bai bo is now screaming in frustration offline.

GD: DID YOU SEE MY NEW PICTURE ON TWITTER?!

CookieMuncher: MINE TOO?!

TheHOTHeeHee: Overly excited much?

GD: *ignores* DID YOU?!

AngelLeader: You two took pictures together?!

GD: NO! NO! NO! No! No. No…no… I wouldn’t do that… Ever… It’s just… No… He’s… No.

yBunny: But he’s quiet! ^-^ I thought you said you liked that.

GD: Right… I’d forgotten about that… Well then that’s good, but I still wouldn’t take pictures with him… Just… meet up… In silence.

CookieMuncher: What time?

GD: We can’t write that here! It must be in secret! And silence. Don’t forget the silence.

CookieMuncher: Then I just drop by your house sometime?

GD: Well you could… But I probably won’t be there.

HandsomeGamer: Then where are you?

GD: With Hyukkie, most of the time.

FriedFishy: ARGGHStXXXZZZHYAFT!

GD: In his apartment.

AngelLeader: But he lives in the dorms…

AmazingRapper: GD BOUGHT THE DORMS?! BUT THAT’S ADVER-

GD: No, no, he lives in the apartment I bought him!

Hankyung: …what?

SmokingDancer: It’s in Sweden ^-^

FriedFishy: NOOOOOO! I COULDN’T EVEN STAND YOU LIVING IN ANOTHER ROOM!  HOW WILL I SURVIVE MY BELOVED BEING IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT COUNTRY??!!!

SmokingDancer: Danghoe… Calm dafuq down…

FriedFishy: NOOOO! LORD HATH MERCY!

VisualSiwon: You’re gay… The Lord doesn’t have mercy on your kind. Race… That. Haven’t you read the Bible?

Hankyung: But there isn’t anything in the Bible about homouality! Only in one place does it say that-

VisualSiwon: Shut up Taemin…

Taemin: I’M ALSO IN SWEDEN! It’s really nice here, with the nosy ladies ^^ They’re most kind to me! They always offer me candy and cookies *happy*

AngelLeader: Eh… Taemin… I don’t think you should… I mean…

BackFromTheArmy: Don’t bother, Teukkie… Just… Don’t.

HandsomeGamer: You’ve been back from the army for months… Change your damn username already -.-‘’

BackFromTheArmy has changed username to TheAppa

HandsomeGamer: That’s not better…

TheAppa: TALK TO THE HAND! *puts hand on hip*

TheHOTHeeHee: YOU GO GIRL!

GD: …that’s just wrong…

Wookie: ARGH! THE MENTAL PICTUR- *drops soap* NOOOOOOOSE! *wails, as in clockwork*

Hankyung: The hell? You can’t do something as in clockwork! That’s not a word used to describe things! Or are you wailing inside a cl-

GD: EVERY DAY I’M SHUFFLING!

*Thirty seconds of clockwork. Silence… Yeah, that’s what I meant.*

yBunny: I think the text is going craxy…

HandsomeGamer: Crazy, with a z…

yBunny: *shrugs* It’s pronounced the same…

Wookie: In Swedish?

Taemin: No, no, in Swedish you say it more like ergh…  Or Hördie bördie, bårk bårk and oink oink!

yBunny: Oink oink?

VisualSiwon: Isn’t that Norwegian?

CookieMuncher: Kämpe bra! :D

*Thirty minutes of silence*

GD: DID YOU SEE MY NEW PICTURE ON TWITTER?!

HandsomeGamer: Didn’t you post one like two minutes ago?

Taemin: Kallade du min pojkvän ett fnask?!

Kai: Bai bo! What did you just say?

AmazingRapper: THAT’S ADVERTisement…!

AngelLeader: Random capitalized letters?

AmazingRapper: My throat hurts…

Wookie: Oh! I’ll make you some soup! Just let me get out of the bathroom!

CookieMuncher: *sneaking towards bathroom*

TheAppa: IGNORANT CHILD! You can’t be in the bathroom whilst holding soap!

FriedFishy: TheAppa? Kangin?! YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR USERNAME!

FriedFishy has changed username to EunHaeForever<3.

EunHaeForever<3: ^-^

SmokingDancer: WTF?!

yBunny: How cute *-*

HandsomeGamer has changed username to KyuMin.

KyuMin: What chu think Minnie? :D

yBunny: …I only like you as a friend…

CookieMuncher: *nodding* Like Eunhyuk likes Dan- Donghoe…

EunHaeForever<3: NOOO! He loves me!

yBunny: Like a friend! ^^

EunHaeForever<3: Like a lover!

SmokingDancer: No, Donghoe… No.

KyuMin has changed username to HanKyu.

Hankyung: NO!

HanKyu has changed username to EpicGamer.

EpicGamer: Everyone happy?

All: NO!

EpicGamer: What should I do then? =.=

AmazingRapper: I think everybody would prefer it if you just disappeared.

Taemin: TO SWEDEN! You can be my new mommy ^^

GD: The force is strong within that one!

Hankyung: So we’re continuing with the Star Wars references?

Hankyung: Yes?

Hankyung: No?

Hankyung: Maybe?

All: I was in the bathroom, did I miss something?

Hankyung: Who’s all?!

VisualSiwon: It’s all… Like everyone… They all went to the bathroom while I was pooping. And just stood there. NOT COOL YOU GUYS!

All: Sorry… *drops soap*

Hankyung: WHY ARE EVERYONE HOLDING SOAP?!!

GD: I’m not! In Sweden they don’t have soap. They’re always dirty ;)

Key: You’re corrupting my innocent baby!

EpicGamer: Don’t you mean MY baby?

Key: Dafuq?! Are you trying to steal my son?!

EpicGamer: If you read some of this conversation you’ll see that Taemin wanted me to come to Sweden and be his…mommy…

TheHOTHeeHee: Not really something to be proud of, dude…

Key: *ignores* WHAT?! Taemin! Is this true?!

Taemin: … *hides behind Minho*

Minho: Donghae! I love you~!

EunHaeForever<3: As much as I like you for being the only one who can spell my name, my heart belongs to Eunhyuk!

SmokingDancer: Donghoe! Take a hint! I. Do. Not. Like. You. …that way.

Hankyung: When did it become Donghoe?

EpicGamer: Well, Donghae somehow became Danghoe which came to Danhoe and now it’s Donghoe. Simple.

 EunHaeForever<3: I chose to NOT take the hint!

SmokingDancer: Humph! *walks away*

GD: Naw, come here, baby.

Taemin: Yay! Family reunion! *hugs*

EunHaeForever<3: ARGHXCzzJHGGCXXZ!

EpicGamer: Maybe you should change your username to ForeverAlone…

Hankyung: You’re not really the one to talk…

EpicGamer: …

EpicGamer has changed username to SiKyu.

VisualSiwon: BLASPHEMY!

SiKyu has changed username to GKyu.

GD: Well, well… *smirks*

GKyu: ;D

TheHOTHeeHee: WHAT?! THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY WORK AS A PICK-UP LINE! THING!

TheHOTHeeHee has changed username to G<3Hee.

yBunny: How do you say that? Gee-heart-ee?

G<3Hee: No… You don’t… 

Wookie: Huh?

G<3Hee: WHY WON’T GD NOTICE MY NEW USERNAME?!

Taemin: He’s not by the computer right now…

G<3Hee: THEN WHERE IS HE?!

Taemin: No comment.

EunHaeForever<3: AND WHERE IS HYUKKIE?!

yBunny: AND WHERE IS KYU?!

AngelLeader: Why do you care?

yBunny: …I don’t…

CookieMuncher: I’m here ^^ Just so you know…

yBunny: Great, now where is my Kyu?!

TheAppa: YOUR Kyu?

yBunny: Yes! I think I love him! I need him-

VisualSiwon: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! *throws water*

Hankyung: Shouldn’t you be throwing Holy water?

VisualSiwon: I couldn’t find any! And shut up Taemin!

Taemin: I’m in Sweden! You can’t reach me here! Woot woot!

Wookie: Woot woot?

CookieMuncher: It’s the sound cats make when you poke them with a stick! :D

Wookie: TAEMIN! ARE YOU A CAT?!

AngelLeader: More importantly, is someone poking you?

Taemin: YES! GD is! *poke poke* NO! STOP! APPA! *poke poke* DON’T!

GD: I’m your father, I’m allowed to touch you like this…

All: OMG! O.O HYUKKIE DO SOMETHING! SAVE THE INNOCENT BOY!

SmokingDancer: Calm down… He was poking his nose… Taemin, you’re overreacting.

*Fifteen seconds of tango*

yBunny: KYU! Where art thou?!

GKyu: I’m on a plane to Sweden!

yBunny: NO! Don’t go! I love you, please don’t leave me!

GKyu: Do you really mean that Minnie?!

yBunny: YES! With all my heart!

GKyu: Really?

yBunny: YES!

GKyu: Re-

Hankyung: He means it, alright?

GKyu: Well then sit down next to me!

yBunny: I can’t! You’re on a p… Oh right… *sits down*

GKyu has changed username to KyuMin<3.
yBunny has changed username to KyuMin<3.

G<3Hee: Well now it’ll be ing impossible to know who’s talking.

KyuMin: No it won’t.

TheAppa: Yeah, that’s Kyu…

KyuMin: No, it’s not.

TheAppa: That only proves my point.

*Thirty seconds of username changes*

Blue: The hell just happened?

Circus: I have no clue…

245322123: EGHHDRSESS!!

FortyTwo: Swedish?

Horses: No, that’s more of an ergh-sound!

IchWill: What about the Oink oink’s?

OinkOink: I thought that was French…

Horses: No, they only ACT like pigs.

*Two seconds of confusion*

All: THE ?!

Wall: HEY! :D

Coal: …

Call: This is just… No…

Bowl: But I was Wall just seconds ago!

*One second of evil laughter*

Taemin: I’m scared… *hides behind Umma*

AngelLeader and Key: But you’re not behind me! TTATT

KyuMin: Or me :D

KyuMin: And that makes you happy?

GD: Taemin… Go to your room, mommy and daddy are talking.

Hankyung: Talking?

GD: …

SmokingDancer: *blush*

EunHaeForever<3: ERGH!

Taemin: VERY GOOD!

EunHaeForever<3: I don’t like this… HYUKKIE COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!

GD: Why would he? He has me remember?

EunHaeForever<3: IMMA KILL YOU FOR REAL NOW!!!!

GD: Hyukkie wouldn’t allow that ;)

EunHaeForever<3: HYUK WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ME! HYUKKIE COME HOME! FISHY NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!

SmokingDancer: Sorry Hae… Sweden is a lovely country. And I like it very much! And I can’t just leave Taemin with GD! He could do anything!

Taemin: Yeah! Like teaching me all about the dark side of the force!!!

All: *raises eye brow*

Taemin: Oh… So the Star Wars references are officially over now?

KyuMin: How sad… I like them! Kyu hug me!!!

KyuMin: *hugs and lets hand travel…*

Key: NOOOOOOOO!!! TAEMIN DON’T READ IT!!!!!!!!

Taemin: Read what???

GD: Oh shut up Taemin!

Taemin: Nooo~ My own father! Umma!!!

SmokingDancer: Is that me?

AngelLeader and Key: NO!

KyuMin: We are obviously the mother here!

All: KAI BAI BO!

CookieMuncher: Who is “All”??? Anyone who knows?

All: NO!

All: YES! I KNOW!

GD: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! Hyuk get on the bed. NOW!

*Computer crash.*
 

*Everywhere.*
 

*For everyone.*
 

*Even those who were online on their phones.*

 *meaning look at GD*

GD: FINE! But Hyukkie didn’t want to do it with Taemin home so I told him the bathroom sounds nice and then he STILL said no-

*GD!!!!*

GD: And I said Yes! And we started fighting and I really want everyone to hear this cuz it’s a real problem and I can’t survive with- WHAT AM I SAYING?! Hahahahaha~ I have lost my mind! xD

Author: GD!!!!! EVERYONE’S COMPUTER AND PHONE HAS CRASHED! ALL OVER THE WORLD! GET IT!?

GD: My phone is One Of A Kind… ;)

Author: IT’S NOT! *throws GD’s phone out the window* Finally! Thank you for reading! :D LOVE YOU!