I was walking on the obscure lit up pavement in the middle of the night. Unknowing of what was waiting ahead for me.

Then the person suddenly came out into the light. Not standing on his feet though, more like.. crawling. He held a bottle in his hand. Aha.. he's drunk.

Now it would be harder for me to just leave him there. It would be heartless, and I'm certainly NOT a heartless person.. or.. am I? *ke ke ke* I slowly turned around to sneak away, cause seriously.. I was getting really tired. I wasn't even suppose to be here, but since I managed to drink up the last packet of milk and I didn't want to go buy it in the morning, I decided that whilst I'm already awake, I could hurry to the night-open store and buy a STUPID packet of milk. No offense my dear milk packet...Oh, how I love milk... I could marry You!

I was about to take the first step away from the drunk person when he grabbed my wrist. I stiffened and flung around to face him. He had a drowsy look but with a constant smile. He mumbled a few words I didn't catch.

"Frello... smuglieng...you vlook scho.. schmex~"

And like that, he fell asleep.

What would you have done? I couldn't just leave him there! If he hadn't looked me directly in the eyes.. I swear I would've left him there. But when you get eyecontact, there is something that just tells you to help the person. He was INDEED a person in need. 

I put the packet under my arm and figured out how to drag him up to my apartment the most effective way. I ended up holding his arm around my neck while the other one held tight around his waist, so he wouldn't hit the ground. I must say.. it was hard. I wasn't an athletic person so I felt more than weak when we reached the stairwell. I took one step at the time, hoping he would wake up, or at least help me out a little. But no. He was deep into his sleep with an open mouth, letting out a loud snoring. His breath smelled like booze and I tried to hold my own in disgust. 
Apart from him beeing wasted, I felt like I was kidnapping this guy. It must look suspicous. Ahahaha...
I couldn't hold my panting in so I didn't care about how he smelled, just wanted to reach my apartment.

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He was lying on the couch, still snoring. I sat beside, observing every tiniest move he did. It felt wierd and I chuckled a little bit at the thought of inviting a guy to my home. Only.. he wasn't aware of it.. and he was totally wasted... I bet he wouldn't remember a thing. Muehehe, I could do whatever I wanted to him.. 

But I considered NOT to do anything since the thought of him being drunk was quite repulsive. I also debated wether I should just leave him there to care for himself, or if I would get a pillow and a glass of water.

I ended up tugging him in tightly with a blanket and letting him use two of my pillows(since I had a dozen of them). I didn't think much at that time, maybe because my mind had become fuzzy as a result of tiredness. I can't even recall when I got into my bed. I must've fallen asleep with all my clothes on.

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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The sun shone through the gap of the curtains making me roll over to escape the nagging feeling that I had to get up. I accidently rolled a little too long and because of my blurry mind that was still full of sleep I didn't realize I hit the floor. But then the pain came crawling.

"OUCH!!" I cried out with a raspy and sleepy voice. Not a very good beginning for this day. Now I had a slight swelling at the back of my head and my mood had immediately dropped... Gawd... I need milk.

I stood up and felt that my elbow also had taken a devastating hit. I caressed it and whimpered, longing for a nice refreshing glass of milk. It always made everything bad go away in the blink of an eye.

I hurried out into the kitchen but stopped at the sight I was now meeting. Oh. My. God.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

A person, no.. a God was standing in front of me. Yeah, a God. His body was so perfect muscle-bound and tanned. Hmm.. More like a god! He even made me forget about my beloved milk, and the sore feeling on my head and elbow vanished.

He flung around with a shocked expression and.. wait.. is that a~ COOKIE?! IS HE~? OMG, HE'S ATTACKING MY KITCHEN! AND HE'S EATING UP ALL MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

No one steals my cookies unpunished... 

I declare war, stranger.

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Omo xD As you can see, it's not a very serious fanfic and actually.. I made this one up whilst in the shower so... It may be a little wierd and ....                   extraterrestrial Ò.Ó *dramatical pose*

Anyway, I don't expect this one to get alot of subscriptions, but I would be more than delighted if soemone acrually reads it since it's a very random story :D

Oh, and comments are very much appreciated!