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If Kpop Songs Were Real
Kpopper Parents' Children Problems
1) Mom : (watching MV in her PC) OMG! Those guys are so handsome! I wish I have a son like those guys, I bet he'll be wow..(sings) Fantastic Baby
Son : Umm..Mom, who do you love even more? Me or (points to the screen) those five guys in the screen?
Dad : (watching TV, suddenly an MV comes out) No, you're not ugly! And many people love you!
Daughter : Dad, did you just say I'm uglier than those girls in the TV?
2) Son : Yay! No school on Saturday! I'm free!
Mom : NO! I'm going to send you to get Korean lessons so you can translate songs!
3) Daughter : (cries) OMG! I can't believe I missed that awesome party with my friends!
Dad : Shut up! When I was your age, the thing that made me cry is that I can't get to watch my favorite idols' concert in here/ when they're having a world tour they didn't visit my country!
4) Son : Dad, can we go to Europe for vacation?
Dad : NO! We're going to Korea for vacation
Son : Dad.. We've been there 10 times already -_____-
5) Daughter : Oh great I can't find a date for the prom next week
Mom : Don't worry, I'll get you a date.. This guy! (points at her bias)
Daughter : ........
6) Son : Mom, what did you and Dad wished me to be when I grow up?
Mom : Kpop star
7) Daughter : Mom, why do those girls look the same/ why do those guys look like girls?
Mom : You're not my daughter anymore
8) Son : Pffftt.. What's so great about Kpop?
Dad : You don't listen to Kpop? I don't have a son
Daughter : Did you say Kpop? I love it!
Dad : That's my daughter :')
9) (Mom and daughter watching an live concert video)
(one of the members takes off his shirt)
Daughter : (Poker face)
Mom : Oh my... That abs :O
Daughter : Mom, what about Dad?
Dad : I heard that! O_O
10) How my friends spend quality time w/ their parents : have a meal together/watch a movie/ road trip etc.
How I spend quality time w/ my parents :
Dad : (plugs in speaker+microphone)
Mom : (turns on TV)
Son : Dad, can we go somewhere for family time today?
Dad : NO! Today is family Kpop karaoke time! (sings) Put your hands up..Now put your hands up..
Reference : - Bigbang - Fantastic Baby (1)
- 2NE1 - Ugly (1)
- 2PM - Hands Up (10)
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