Jongwoon is crouched on all fours on the bathroom floor, back arched impossibly and firm, denim-clad behind way too high in the air for it to be considered a completely innocent position. Even so, Kyuhyun – who is standing right behind him, hands on either hip while he tries to will away another nervous tic - is currently way too fidgety to adequately appreciate said spectacular view.
 
It’s been exactly twelve minutes since he had realized Jongwoon has managed to - once again - get them stuck in one of his infamous no way out situations. Kyuhyun can only hope for a streak of pure, dumb luck - for he has no intention of spending the night within the dimly lit confines of Seoul zoo’s reptile pavilion, shouting out to the idiots – also known as night guards – who have somehow managed to lock them both inside the building in the first place.