I AM retarded !
Meet SuJu They Said ... It's Gonna Be Fun They Said !
POV HIND
{ At work : 9:00 PM : gets a phone call }
Hind : yeoboseyo ?!
Leeteuk : Nae , Yeoboseyo ! this is Leeteuk ~
Hind : nta fik doud yak ? Finek daba ? mat9olich khrejti mn spétar ghadi tele3li sekkar ! ra 9etlek gless khasek terta7 !
Leeteuk : awdi jani l9ent tema ! dik lmomarida d *** kant katzéllél 3lia ( تستلطفه , flirting with him ) mardatni !
Hind : wa go home w Rta7 chuiya , Jebbal , Jungsu-ssi !
Leeteuk : la la la 7ta ndakrou 3la chi 7wiyjat lewel 3ad nemchi ! huhu :3
Hind : wa3 ! chnu had l7wayej bsalama ?
Leeteuk : b9ay t3eytili Leeteuk machi Jungsu !! katjibili lghomma when you call me that , kan7ess rassi harém ._.
Hind : Okey then matb9a gher 3la khwater khatrek , Leeteuk-ssi !
Leeteuk : ah w 7e9a w baraka 3lia mn dik -ssi ! You can simply call me Oppa ! Arasso ~ ?
Hind : daba hada ma nousamih lfcha7a ,sorry i realy dont like to call ppl that ! chti khoya lkbir li kberna ana wiyah f nefss الرحم w makan3eyetlouch Oppa ! 3endi wa7d Story twéééééla m3a had Oppa dialk ! ._.
Leeteuk : Well then , i'm gonna have to change that Story once and for all ! calini Oppa ghér ana bwe7di w ajrek 3la llah ! how about that ? lol
Hind : ......... I euh .... dont know !
Leeteuk : just do me this one favor ! Oh ?
Hind : *tnehdat* Okey Oppa ... Sekht ya rbbi !
Leeteuk : & that just made my day ! ^-^ aji nti f dar ?! it happend that i'm Near your house ...
Hind : euhm not realy , walakin i'll be home in 20 minutes ! Can u wait for me ?!... if u want to ._.
Leeteuk : Nae Sure i'll !
Hind : great ! See U Then ... Later ! *hangs up*
[ waaaaa3 غريب الأطوار ... ma3reft mal mo lase9 Fiya ki lmeska d ness riyal , cha7l fih dial talabat ghan9ete3 7wayji ana . well , I Got Back To Work untill i Heard Knocking on The Door ]
Hind : Door's Open ! Come in !
[ w Hiya dkhél 3liya aThis Young Pretty Lady , Looking so peaceful , It seemed to me that she's My age , she bowed lightly and came closer to my desk ]
Lady : Annyong-hasseyo ~ ^ ^
Hind : Yeah Hi , please take a seat ! How Can I possibly Help You ?!
Lady :*glsat* thank you ~ Well i was told to get in contact with You in Order To Start working on the Sm.ent Project , one of their Artits' Newest Mv ... I guess !
Hind : Oh !! You Must Be the arts Coordinator ! I'm Hind , responsible of the Technical Management !
Lady : Nae , First Name's Fati ! it's a Real Pleasur to Get To know You ! ^ ^
Hind : Same Here , Realy ! ...euhm , are you Korean ?! You face ... euhm Tells different !
Fati : haha ! No i'm Moroccan Actually !
Hind : Shat-aaaaaaaaaaap ._. No kidding ?!
Fati : Nae , i've never been that Serious ._.
Hind : * bursting with Joy * Bent blaadiiiiiiiii :D بالأحضان !! wa 9oliha mn sba7 a3ziwa wana galssa kanghtasseb l'anglais hna !
Fati : TROLOL mer7ba w alf mer7ba biya 3endkom ! min jaya l okht ?! werzazat ?! :D
Hind : lawah سوس ماسة درعة ! ana مستقرة f طنجة walakin l3a2ila f تطوان :B
Fati : dkhelt 3lik bllah :D tmak kanbere7 ! wayalah sarini fl Company , n cirkliw chuia !
Hind : ma3endi mangoul , let's Go !!
[ mchina riye7na ana w Fati f wa7ed l Coffe-shop tab3a l charika , b9éna mstounyine m3a Tkika , daz lwe9t kaytér m3aha 7ta nssit Leader ga3 ... ghaykhra 3liya mn be3d ]
POV YOUSSA
{ just arrived Home / 9:05 Pm }
[ Déhri Fre3ni , Kantwe7em 3la frachi f had sa3a , Frachi l7bib , i'm SO Sleepy i Could Have s*x with my Bed tonight T^T wait wut ? .__. kaytkerffsou 3lia l9awni ktikita M3a rassi etc ... min dkhelt l dar i scearmed out loud < HIIIIND ARE YOU HOOOOOME ??!!! YAH ! KHARIA JARIA , ANSWER !!! > makaynch l7ess , guess she's not . bl7e9 9bél manmchi n3ess ndouz l Douche ndreb a7ssen Tdwicha bach Nferfech ! Omg i'm gonna pass out ... Dkhelt l Douche , took off my clothes , b9it wa7d l3am kan9ad L ma skhoun wl ma L bared 7ta jebt lma دافىء hzit saboune lkeff w lkiiiss w bdit kanfrek hak balak hak balak ]
[ الأحساس بالنقاوة ya salam , lewit 3lia wa7d lfota w min jit kharja mn Douch knt ghanzle9 a7sen zel9a w nji 3la kemarti Yt9elbouli malami7 وجهي , m3a lard kant fazga gher llah 7fedni w safé .
mli knt kandewech sme3t twechwich f Salon , wa9éla الخرية jat . Dézt Léwél l Cozina khedit dan-up mn Telaja 3ad mchit l الصالة wana kangheni nachat wl 7ayawia ]
mli knt kandewech sme3t twechwich f Salon , wa9éla الخرية jat . Dézt Léwél l Cozina khedit dan-up mn Telaja 3ad mchit l الصالة wana kangheni nachat wl 7ayawia ]
Youssra : 3abd L9ader Ya bou3lem da9 L7al 3lia ~ Dawi 7ali yabou3lém Rebbi Joud 3liaaaa ~ Yaaa حمارة!! lach t3etelti 3awtani , f chmen Bar kenti katmarssi الضعارة و الاباحيات had lmerra 3awed ?! wa m3ak m3ak a ném !
[Wait a Second , hadi machi Hind , hada be3da Weld , gales liya f الصالة n3am a sidi wakhéd Ra7to . wili maykoun ghér chi cheffar 3réfni bou7di f dar w اقتحم عليا ... "wakwak-ing" time ]
Youssra :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!! >_< 3ET9O RO7 A NASS !!!!! 7ARAMIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!!!! WHAT DO U WANT ?!!!!! TAKE ME DONT TOUCH THE MONEY !!! LDJFGDKLHGKJFHFLD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA3
[ زرعت فيه الفزع Min sme3ni kanghewet , 9fez men blassto w dar l l3endi Face 3ad chetlo wejho ... Oh Good Lord .___. ]
Leeteuk : AAAA !!!
Youssra : * bze9t dak Dan-up bach kémélt lghwat 3la khatri *JSDHQDKUHSKDFYHSDKFHKDSHFSKDJFSDKFGSDKJSGDFGU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ._.
Leeteuk : CHNOU ? CHNOU ? CHNOU KAYEN ?!!!!!!!!!! o__o
Youssra : KSDFHKDSFJSDH !! NTA !!! KSDSJDFSKDFSDJKFH !!!! Special1004 !!!! JSQGHDQKSHDKJQHFK !!!! SPETAR !!!! KJDHKLSJDFHKDJSHFJ !!! KIDERTILHA ?!!
[ from the Inside ]
Leeteuk : Eh ? Ah !!! you must Be Hind's Younger sister ^ ^ look-alike !
[ FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK FACK , Leeteuk m3aya f dar bwe7dna w ana makandirch 7ta joumla moufida , daba ghadi y9olo jaybini ghér mn chi جمعية دوي الاحتياجات الخاصة !! Youssra , Tébti rassek w chedi lard ra it's a one life Chance , شهيق زفير ! , شهيق زفير ! , شهيق زفير ! daba Kewni جملة مفيدة , dewziha f mokhék mzyaaaan 3ad bez9iha !! < Hi , My name's Youssra I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN OMGYOU'RE SO HOT ZID 9EDAMI LBIT N3ASS .___. !! > LAAAAA , khsni nban Cute w innocent w machi 3la 79i9ti < Hey ~ I'm Youssra & i'm an angelic ELF ^ ^ > ew ._. m3ejna bzaf hadi ! safé daba , yallah bsmellah 1 , 2 , 3 ... ]
Youssra : I euh ...
* قاطعها ايتوك *
Leeteuk : You Must be Very Proud of Your Older Sister , I mean she's a Facinating Personality & got a special ability to Charm Everyone Around her which is cool ! haha , not to mention that she's a pure beauty ^~^ * chafha 7elat fih femha * Don't Get me Wrong i just , i think i'm becoming a fan of hers wlla chi 7aja b7al hakak :B
Youssra : A ? Yea .... Proud ......... Sure .....
[ Me From the outside ]
[ Me From the outside ]
[ from the Inside ]
Leeteuk : 9atli you're Super Junior Fan , Am I Right ?
Youssra : * a bit upset * chkoun ? ana ? laaaaaa laaa laa ... la ! chnou had chabba joulia ? lah ila chetiha ila matselem 3liha !
Leeteuk : aw ?! so You're not a K-pop Fan ? // motakhalifa , omiyya //
Youssra : la la ma3endich m3a الأغنية الخفيفة !! katjibli srisra ._. // what the hicky am I talking About ? //
Leeteuk : Keke ~ wa Chnou katsem3i idan ? // kolchi lakhor bouzebal _"//
Youssra : // think of somethinnng // anaaaaaa ._. well I euh ...kansme3 فن bladi ! L'aghani dial besse7 li 3endhom أصالة و تراث .___. b7al nass l ghiwan w 7alchif Lgrini w kharboucha mera mera mimissa w titissa ( موسيقيون مغاربة ) ._. Real Music Bro !
Leeteuk : I seeeeee .____. walmohim kolchi zin mn sab ghér se77a ! se77a hiya Koulchi !
[ Awkward Conversation ]
Youssra : O ! dikchi li kayen a khawa ._.
Leeteuk * eye rolled * : eeeeewa ?
Youssra : Ewa Ewa ._.
Leeteuk : Ewa Ewa Ewa .____.
[ Cheft المقبض ديال الباب kaydour < O'ow الساقطة wsslat > jatni re3da , bdit kan 9ef9ef ]
Youssra : * talking b الزربة * know wut ? nmchi n3ess prentending lmkheda is you !! later !! it was realy nice too meet u , Papai !!!!! >.< * ran away to her Room *
Leeteuk : wait what ? lmkheda ? ._.
[ Min fet7at Hind l bab dial dar kent ana Deja wselt l biti w Zéré9t l Bab moraya . Aigooo-Yaaaa !!!!! min jbt dak tkhermiz kaml ?! it was so not necessary !! 3ad redit lbal l rassi kent labssa ghér Fota AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIISH SDKLFDJKFHSDKJLFSLJFDGDFGDFGFDGFDG KHHHHHHHHHH A RBIIIIII ]
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