F*** My Life!

Description

I don't want to spill anything, so in short words, F*** My Life! is a story that takes B2st and the readers on a hilariously bewildered adventure as they travel to the country side to hunt down ghosts for MTV.

Yes.

Ghosts.

Lol.

You think this is gonna be weird? Imagine if you were B2st...

Foreword

To: Lee Ki Kwang



I'm very disappointed in you. What were you doing with that girl? I thought I told you not to come near any girls!
You're mine, Lee Ki Kwang. I told you I love you! So don't upset me anymore. I don't want to have to hate you! This is your last warning. Remember that.



From: The one person that loves you most.



"This is absurd!" He crumbled the neatly typed letter into a ball and threw it on the desk in front of him, and watched as it bounced off the desktop and rolled onto the ground, stopping- just before it hit the front leg of an old stool. The boy let out a weary sigh and turn to look at the rest of s; scattered about the small dressing room. "This is already the fourth letter this week," He furrowed his eyebrows, "When is this person going to leave me alone?"

Doo Joon glanced over at their manager from where he stood and couldn't help, but pity the man just sitting there hopelessly in a corner. Tae Hyung was usually the optimistic, cheerful type, but even he couldn't help lighten the situation. He quietly bent down to pick the ball of paper up and walk back over to stand next to Hyun Seung. "What are we going to do?" He asked, unfolding the paper, "Kid's clearly messed. Shouldn't we like- I don't know- call the cops?"

"It's useless," Tae Hyung finally spoke up, "This thing is too typical in Korea. 'The fan falls for the idol, the fan gets jealous of the people near the idol, the idol doesn't give a d.amn what the fans says, the fan takes action, and the rest of their fan-friends isolate the idol'."

"Plus, we don't even know who wrote those letters." Everyone turned to look at maknae Dong Woon cramping himself in-between a slouching Yoseob and a completely knocked-out Jun Hyung on the couch. "It could be a kid...it could be a grandma...heck, it could be Yoseob!"

Yoseob let out a frustrated sigh and smacked him on the head.

"Anyways," Tae Hyung stood up. "Let's forget about the letter for now. I have something even more important to discuss with you guys." This got everyone's attention. They all straightened themselves up and concentrated on their manager. "We all know you're going to have your break soon," He paused to see the boys' faces lit up.

Dong Woon's high-five with Yoseob was so loud that it woke Jun Hyung from his sleep. The poor boy had to grab onto Dong Woon's shirt for dear life when he sprung up too fast and almost fell off the couch- dropping his pikachu doll in the process.

"Well," He scratched his head, "Our head producer just informed me that he has other things in mind for you guys."

"Say what?" They heard Jun Hyung mumbled, still half-asleep and clearly annoyed from the sudden disturbance. Doo Joon exchanged glances with Hyun Seung and Ki Kwang.

"What kind of things?" Hyun Seung emphasized.

"You see, MTV wants to do something new and exciting this Summer. Something adventurous. Something ghostly."

Yoseob raised an eyebrow.

"They-want-to-do-a-show-on-ghost-hunting-and-they-want-you-to-document-the-entire-thing!" He stopped to catch his breath and cleared his throat, "So, what do you think?"

Silence.

A minute later.

Still nothing.

"I'm sorry. What was that?"

Tae Hyung turn to a dumbfounded looking Jun Hyung before him. "I sorta checked out after I heard 'ghostly'."

Doo Joon and Yoseob looked at each other and snickered. Whilst the others attempted to hold in their laughter, but with fail.

"So like, you're joking right?" Hyun Seung asked as he reached for Jun Hyung's Pikachu on the ground.

Doo Joon made a face. "Ok. Where are the hidden cameras?"

"...................."

"You are joking right?" Hyun Seung asked again- this time feeling uneasy- he tilt his head to a side and pull on one of Pikachu's ears. He didn't know if whether Tae Hyung was just being 'Tae Hyung' and wanted to poke some fun with them before their break, or if he's secretly on some sort of drug and will snap out of it later to laugh at how crazy he sounded as of now. But to his nightmare- Tae Hyung just coolly shook his head to confirm the worst for Hyun Seung. He dropped his jaws and looked at s.

They've been waiting 6 months for this break to happen. It was supposed to be a time where they could go back to their families, and or spend the nice hot Summer days on beaches- checking out girls in bikinis. Ghosts? That's random. And why for MTV? That's ridiculous. He didn't have to guess to know the others felt just the same by the looks on their faces.

Jun Hyung- still standing in front of their manager with that dumbfounded look on his face- started blinking his eyes repeatedly and playing with his shirt to keep from falling back to sleep. While Ki Kwang- right behind him- hasn't once removed his eyes from his fan letter in Doo Joon's hand. Hyun Seung can't tell if he's contemplating on what to do about it or if he's just zoning out again, but he's definitely not there with them. Yoseob and Dong Woon- usually the two loudest- is now quietly sitting beside one another. Each, nudging the other party to say something, but of course none of them said a word.

The most amusing for Hyun Seung was Doo Joon. He watched as he bit his bottom lips a couple times, wet it with his tongue, and bit some more. His eyes darting from one person to the next. He looked like he wanted to speak, but the words just won't come out. Hyun Seung looked down and grin to himself. He didn't understand why they have to go hunt down the paranormal for? To him, all of God's strangest wonders was already present.

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tiahiddleston
#1
this is interesting
chaeminjuliette #2
new reader here~<br />
update soon! ^^
ChaeYo #3
This is truly wonderful XD haha I can clearly see all the members in front of me when they realize that the "ghost hunting" thing is real X''D<br />
can't wait to read more =)