Dear Diary
Description
All of Onew's class was given a diary to fill in for their homework, including his best friends Jonghyun, Key, Minho and Taemin. But unlike everyone else Onew was going to take this very seriously and write down all his thoughts. However most of his thoughts seem to contain chicken and some rather inappropiate thoughts of his friends. He can't help it, he really likes chicken and his friends are really good looking.
I want to thank Taeryfai for giving me the idea by babbling on and on about penguins before then forcing me to look at pictures of cute fluffy chicks and one of the images gave me the idea for this.
Foreword
Dear Diary,
It's nice to meet you <3 My name's Lee Jinki but I'm better known as Onew. I don't know why, Key named me it when we were in high school. Key's my best friend since forever, we grew up next to each other, his real name is Kim Kibum but he decided to name himself Key in high school when he called me Onew. Apparently we both had to have awesome stage names if we get famous, I prefer to think of them as aliases for spy though. I think spies are more awesome than idols anyway. Key would disagree though.
Key is mean like that, I mean he won't even let me have chicken everyday! How cruel is that? I like chicken, no let me change that. I love chicken, once I wrote an entire novel on how good chicken tasted. I got an A star for that so who says that chicken doesn't pay. Do you love chicken, diary? Oh yeah I forgot you're a diary you don't eat. Sorry. Well anyway chicken is like my life source, whilst other mere mortals need water all I need is chicken, I'm just awesome like that, but Key says its unhealthy and deprives me of it.
I want some chicken now.
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