...just another SAT.
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░ just another SAT.
tests are boring, except when kyuwook interferes.
“answer, in detail - is kyuwook real? ” because everyone just hates the SAT, and wonders how on earth it can benefit anyone, especially the part where you have to write a freaking essay in twenty five minutes. hey guys! can you ace this SAT essay?
includes a concentrated does of whatthefuq, mixed in with a dose of classic SATness and the magical pink powder named KyuWook.
inspired by. yes, indeed, intense korean sat acedemies can burst your brain and make you crave chocolate all day.
warning. no actual SAT grades were given for this essay, no wallets were made full, we do not own anyone apart from all of you and if you are yet to take the test please, please don't learn anything from this essay other than the fact that kyuwook is real. thank you.
Foreword
There is a strict view in Korea that people should always hate and despise those who are ‘not straight’ or homoual. This is also generally applied when others view fans eagerly pairing different members and coupling them off as OTPs in a same- group. These people are simply unable to understand how some could ‘ship’ or actually support what is obviously ‘wrong’ and ‘immoral’. Surely though, this rule does not uphold against the power of KyuWook.
Adapted from J.Cat, The Answer is always KyuWook
Is KyuWook real? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Please discuss your feelings on the topic and explain them thoroughly. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations. You will be marked on your conviction, ability to persuade and critical analysis of the topic. An off-topic essay will receive a score of zero. If the essay does not reflect your individual and original work, your test scores may be cancelled.
You have as much time as you need 25 minutes to complete this essay.
BEGIN WRITING YOUR ESSAY.
pomegranates can talk!
learn from those who are suffering kids. the sat does not stand for silly apply test, or standard animal team, or sugar apple tastesawesome. no dear, it stands for stupidly amasingly testing test. you know? so this is what happens after your mother s you into an sat acedemy with a smile. you learn the true definition of hell, the answer to what's your name and figure out that the expression 'hags on earth' is very apt.
and then you wonder if this unspeakable test can put up against kyuwook.
...what do you think?
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