There were only two people in this entire school that were the Queen of being Hoes - Heeba and Aleyah. Both were very different in appearance, but they carried the same y attitude with them wherever they went.

Heeba, the oldest and tallest. And not to mention the most conceited as well. Heeba's talent was humble bragging. She always tried to brag about the littlist things, but tried to make it seem like she wasn't trying to be all that. In short she was a giraffe who only loved two things, herself and tea. But occasionally she hoes around just like any other .

Aleyah, short and took pleasure in calling herself the "maknae". She uses random Korean words in pure English sentences. As the youngest she likes to act all innocent, but the whole school knows that she has hoe'd around with all the guys in the school. The only way she got them to even talk to her was through her expertise of cheap aegyo.

I was in the library studying when I felt a rush of cold air enter the library. Heeba and Aleyah walked through the door with their arms around two guys. Heeba was all over a pale guy, Sehun, who looked like he just on a bunch of lemons. Aleyah on the other side was showing her so called aegyo to the tall captain of the basketball team, Kris. I bet those two hoes payed those poor guys to walk them into the library.

Before I knew it I, Heeba and Aleyah were glaring at me and I choked on the aroma of cheap perfume scent from Bath and Body Works.

"What are you looking at, ?" Heeba growled.

"Yeah, nerd na." Aleyah just agreed with everything Heeba said.

A tall boy with red rimmed glasses and smooth curly hair towered over the two hoes.

"Hey! What's going on here." The guy's voice was deep and husky. Just beautiful.

While I was aweing over this mysterious guy's beauty, Heeba and Aleyah were already in their hoe mode and ing it on Prince Charming.

I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to touch noses with a sweet looking guy. "Hey, I'm Suho. Nice to meet you," he blushed. Before I could say anything, Heeba the giraffe pulled Suho by the collar and finally set him on his feet when he was long out of reach from me.

Heeba was at least 5 inches taller than Suho and he clearly showed a frightened expression.

Then a young little Chinese boy came to the rescue. "Oh my god. It's Kung Fu Panda, Tao. Baby you are so manly. Let me luv you down," Heeba begged.

"I'll Kung Fu Panda your face, hoe! Leave my friends alone!" You could actually see a small tear on the verge of rolling down to his cheeks.

Prince Chanyeol was on the floor rolling and cracking up at Tao's unfunny joke. Chanyeol rolled next to Heeba and Aleyah. The next thing you know, they both tripped over Chanyeol and slammed their faces on the library desk.

Wait. Screw those two hoes. What happened to Sehun and Kris?

Turns out Heeba and Aleyah were so scary that they ran out the library the moment hoes were distracted by me.

Heeba and Aleyah soon became the laughing stock of the school. Edits and gifs were posted all over the internet for the whole world to see. They were both so embarassed that they moved to the outskirts of town and used all the money they saved for a Gucci bag to buy a barn and started the Heebs and Al's Llama Farm tourist attraction.

Little did the whole world know, both Heeba and Aleyah had secret llama es.

Oh, what about me, the innocent protagonist, you ask? Well turns out Suho was just being a nice fellow and had no feelings for me whatsoever. Chanyeol on the other hand, became my namja chingu.

"Hey, are you from China?" he asked one day. "Because I'm China get yo numba." With that pick up line, my heart was stolen.

"Hey what's cookin' good lookin'?" he would say to me everyday.

However, we broke up after awhile because his pick up lines were getting stale. I met this lovely boy, Luhan. Luhan was a shy, but the sweetest boy I've ever met. He proposed to me while we were on a date at Heebs and Al;s Llama Farm.

Then we had an extravagant wedding.

P.S. Hoeba and Al(ho)yah were not invited.