Vicodin, Jell-O and Dust Bunnies

Description

Jonghyun has to have some minor outpatient surgery and in the process thoroughly pisses off their manager, proposes to a princess and makes some imaginary friends.

 


 

Yes guys, this is the crack fic I keep talking about.

And I mean that, it is 100% crack

And I had far too much fun writing this

I honestly have no idea where this came from, it just kind of attacked me when I was trying to study one night and I kind of love it.  A lot.

 


Foreword


“Why is Jonghyun hyung talking to the couch?  Should we call manager hyung?”

 

“Don’t worry about it Minho-ah.  Jonghyun just made friends with the dust bunnies under the couch; nothing to be worried about.”

 

“That is exactly the type of behavior we should be worried about!”  Key exclaimed.

 

“Umm, not to interrupt or anything but Jonghyun hyung is stuffing the pillows under the sofa to ‘protect against the vacuum invasion of 2012.’  Does someone care to explain?”  Taemin said as he joined the group in the kitchen.   

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err4tic
#1
This is one of the first SHINee fanfics I have ever read when I got into the fandom in 2016. I blame you for my addiction. XD
Ivy_Lam #2
Chapter 1: Omg, I am tearing right now because of laughing. This is freaking hilarious. Love how Jinki is so patient with Jonghuyn
jonghyunismylove #3
Chapter 1: "I like ainbows", i imagine jjong saying that with a stuffed cheeks. Gosh i couldn't stop giggling
flrite #4
Chapter 1: I love love love love this. So much!
Demitria_Teague #5
Chapter 1: Woofinpoofs- hahahahaha. I laughed so hard. This was hilarious. ^^
pathless
#6
congratulations
BokJoo_SWAG #7
lol i can't. this so funneh omg
sophieness
#8
Chapter 1: "Hyung, I don't want to marry her anymore."
Because this is something Jonghyun would have to announce, isn't it. *sigh*
Jinki is so patient. Like a saint. Like a boss.
I did enjoy this A LOT ^_^
welsh-k-poplover
#9
Chapter 1: Lol when i had my wisdom teeth out all i did was sleep and that maybe because i had all 4 out at the same time and i love the woofinpuffs
YukiRyuu
#10
Chapter 1: SOMEBODY HOLD ME I'M CRYING OMFG I CANNOT.

BLESS YOUR SOUL FOR WRITING THIS FIC. I NEEDED THIS OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The Rescuers for the names of the lovely Woofinpoofs xD Clever~

LOL but seriously, this was fantastic, please write more SHINee crack xD <3