This video is super super old but... KL;FAJSDFKDKL;SF';DSLFK JASL;FJSDFLJDS;FSDJFS;KLFS;AKLFS;

THAT OLD GUY IS ALL UP ON ONEW'S THIGHS AND I AM SO FREAKING JEALOUS!  OMG I WANT TO BE YOU!  AND ONEW LOOKS SO FINE TRYING TO BE ALL TOUGH AND STUFF.  BUT SERIOUSLY!  THE MOLESTATION THAT WENT ON IN THIS 17 SECONDS IS RIDICULOUS. 

Okay, caps lock off. 

Can we also talk about how he is wearing a batman tee-shirt? 

Why is my bb so adorable????

But seriously now... the thighs in this video... I mean, he had to use two hands to hold back just one of Onew's thighs...

This children, is what my personal heaven looks like.