Bonj---...I mean, anyeoung! Sorry, I tend to forget I'm not in Paris anymore. 

Aaaaaanywho, my name's Kim Minyoung, 19 years old and I'm Myungsoo and Moonsoo-oppa's younger sister. And no, I don't call Myungsoo 'oppa', the guy's only 2 minutes older than me and frankly, acts like a 5-year--...oh, you didn't know he had a twin? Well we do sorta look alike, I don't know how you could've missed that. You guys are kinda slow in the head, aren't you? 

Ugh, never mind.

And I know I'm gorgeous so you can stop with the staring before I smack you, grease-boy. But you on the other hand, gorgeous, can stare at me all you want...what's your name again? Ho--something? Homin? ...yeah, we'll get to that later.

Oh ignore the hair, I just died it blonde on a whim. I just wanted to tell Myungsoo some good news so I decided to drop in for the summer, I'm going back to France after two months though. To finish my course and all that jazz.

Well, uhm, you might've heard all about my awesomeness from my older brother Myungsoo alre---...wait, what?

He didn--...he didn't tell you about me?!

 

I'm sorry, okay?! I just didn't want any fuss or drama about her...ugh, I just know this isn't going to end well.

She's my younger twin sister, to be clear on that particular matter, which explains why we look creepily alike. She's been studying in Paris for the past three years though, she's an Art student and a pretty darn good one. Yeah, she's basically the reason why I can't draw or paint to save my life...she off all the creative juices on that end.

Oh and if you're expecting her to be exactly like me in personality then you guys better think again.

She's much, much worse than me on my bad days, so friendly advice from someone who knows her inside out, DO NOT TRUST HER. She will eat you up for breakfast without even batting an eyelash and--..o-o-oh h-hey, Minnie, w-w-what's up?

N-n-noooo, I have certainly NOT been talking about you behind your back. Pshaw, why would I ever---...no!! Please, anything but my camera!

 

Sunggyu-hyung, she's driving me nuts!

I admit, she's kinda cute...okay, she's gorgeous but what would you expect from someone who's related to Myungsoo...but her personality, oh God her personality...

She drops by unannounced, eats a year's worth of food, steals the TV remote and acts like we're all her little slaves...don't you give me that look, I know she bosses you around too! We've gotta do something about this! And she's especially mean to me, even though I was so nice to her when we first met. I was giving her fanservice and everything...well, she might not be a fan but--...uuuugh. Sunggyu-hyung~~~~...do something...

You know she actually said she doesn't like me? Me, of all people? And that I looked--..I looked---ugly? Can you believe that?! And she said my aegyo was disgusting...she used the word 'disgusting' to describe me hyung! And she says Hoya's hotter than me! She's so evil, I swear, ...and has really bad taste.

Wait, what? I can't ask her to leave--...you do it since you're the eldest here! 

And no, it's certainly not because I'm scared of that evil brat!

 

Sungyeol-hyung, please hide me...she--...she wants me to go shopping with her again!

I know I would usually jump at the chance of shopping, especially if it's on Myungsoo-hyung's credit card, but you have no idea what she does to me when we're together.

She makes me try on all sorts of clothes hyung ...girl clothes. She confessed to me that she totally thought I was a girl  when we first met and was genuinely surprised that I had a 'thing'...can you believe her?! She even asked me if I'm dating her brother and if I'm doing it with Myungsoo-hyung...oh God, the horror...when will it stop?!

Yah, it's not funn--..stop laughing hyung! It's not funny!

 

No comment. 

Seriously, no comment.

Anything I say or do will be held against me and will be used by her as blackmail if I won't do her bidding.

So no comment and stop asking me questions before your face meets the wrath of the Hogod fist.

I kid thee not.

 

Howonnie, help me...she wants me to bake this weird Korean pastry I've never heard of for her and Woohyun's not here. Eottoke??!

What do you mean, forget it?

She's going to kill me if she stops by here and I don't have what she wants...do you understand me, Lee Howon? She's going to kill me and throw my perky down Han ri--...yah, don't just fall asleep while I'm talking to you!

 

OMG, Myungsoo's sister is just--...daebak!

She's pretty, hot, y and a genius when it comes to manipulating everyone at the dorm, including Sunggyu-hyung. I need to get her to teach me the ways of her divine, tyrannical awesomeness.

I wonder if she'll tell me all the embarassing things Myungsoo did as a kid and maybe give me a copy of some embarassing videos while we're at it. He's the only one I haven't got any dirt on. But knowing her, she probably has a really high price for Myungsoo's dirty little secrets.

I wonder if this embarassing video of Woohyun sleeping with his mouth open while drooling on Sunggyu-hyung's head will do the trick...or maybe this picture of Hoya dancing Gee in his underwear while drunk out of his mind...gaaah! I can't decide!

 

Myungsoo-ah, I think we have a problem here.

A problem which mainly involves your younger sister.

Okay, she is the problem. The other members have been complaing about her and if you don't do something about it, I think Woohyun or Sungjong might end up strangling her in her sleep. Even Dongwoo who's got the patience of a saint and Hoya who generally has a soft spot for dongsaengs have a hard time being patient with her. Well Sungyeol seems to like her but he's Sungyeol, he doesn't count.

I know, I know she's your sister but--...God, I didn't think it would be this hard.

I understand where you're coming from, I mean I do have a sister as well though she's older than me but really, I'm already in danger of blowing a fuse the next time she speaks informally to me and tries to order me around. Trust me, you do NOT want me to take matters into my own hands and end up punishing her mysel--...yah! How dare you smack me?!

B-bwoh?! How in the world was that statement erted, Kim Myungsoo?!