the 'follower count' is everthing

tweet me

 

joon was a twitter freak. he had around 3800 followers and 70,000 tweets and nth number of twitter 'bestfriends'.

one of his real-life friends, seungho, was tweeting too much to an account joon didn't know of.

he had seen that account getting retweeted a few people on his timeline, but that was it.

joon logged in his twitter to find his timeline filled with seungho tweeting about the same account.

so he stalked. since he was such a big stalker, within an hour, he already knew what was mir's full name, where he lived, what university he went to and what he did last night and how his tweets were full of chats with seungo and some others.

and that was when joon had had enough. why did he had any fan-following on twitter like that? most of his followers were bots. ugh.

'i wish @mblaqsh would stop tweeting so much to @bangmir, y u stealing my bestfriend' he tweeted

within minutes he received a reply 

@bangmir: @joondothat @mblaqsh oh yeah? 

@joondothat: @bangmir yes.

@mblaqsh @joondothat @bangmir hahahahahahaha wtf.

@bangmir: @mblaqsh your bestfriend is pissed off at me, what did i do :(

@mblaqsh: @bangmir he's not pissed off, he's just in love with you.

@joondothat: @mblaqsh SHUT UP

@bangmir: @joondothat @mblaqsh kyyaaaaa?? :DDDDDDD really???

@joondothat: @bangmir no.

@mblaqsh: @joondothat oh but you are, you're always nagging about him and his follower count and and and :DDDDDDDDD

@bangmir: @mblaqsh pfftt he's too awesome for me anyway

and that took joon by surprise. too awesome for him? he always found @bangmir very intimidating and now suddenly he was the one calling him too awesome and .

it confused and angered him so he just logged off - and went to tumblr. 

yeah, he had no life.

after 4 hours, when he logged back on twitter, he received a new notification: @bangmir started following you.

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A/N: LOL so retarded. ehh, completely unbeta-ed and um... srsly, i know people who 'fell in love' with each other over twitter.  weee~ 

the really dumb thing is - joon does not even have a twitter T_T

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ClaudineB
#1
Chapter 1: Awwwww. This was cute & sweet!
innersense #2
Kekekeke xD sweet :)
SHINee4ever5 #3
Ahahahahahahaha, cute and adorable ^^
peachiko
#4
hahahahaaha....so cute~~~~~^_^
Xandra #5
Must. Continue. This.
myunqhos
#6
awww~
can you continue it? pretty please? <3
It was soooo cute~~
gretta #7
thank you all :')
ahmylucy
#8
Kekeke~! OMG this was just too cute!!!! ^-^
Awww imagine Joonie on twitter -spazz attack-
iMaoPaddington #9
Weeeeeeeeee~ *throws confetti around* So cute!!