me when i see another person create an aff ad and not seek therapy (i cant interfere its a canon event)

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BIG NEWS!! i have officially partnered up with temu to bring you exclusive very limited time offers! in honor of this collaboration, people who dm me their discord will receive :

Foreword

emotional instability! just kidding...ahah unless?
anyways..! onto the perks of being my friend <3 

  • firstly..plz be oa () mdni...if you still need your mom to drive you around, please stay in the car and let your mom in!!
  • fcs do not matter to me unless they have a criminal record or theyre weird .. i fc girls so if you love women,,heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • we can talk about anything and everything will make sure to skip the awkward talking stage and go straight to annoying you and eating your arm (our friendship lore to be continued!)
  • sorry to the plotters but i cant form a sentence without crying and changing the subject because im illiterate and get distracted easily!buttttt this may be *our* cue to vc and ill munch your ear off with karaoke sessions and silly lil debates
  • always down to binge movies (word..need to fill up my letterboxd) / anime and take over youtube together! +++++ game with me pronto! i might beat you at your own games ^___^ me when i have so many responsibilities but ill push them to the side and sit on my just to spend time with you (have not touched grass in fifty years rizz)
  • warning my replies range from 2 seconds to 3 seconds so please be patient <3

ummm if this was boring..no it was not! i promise this isnt as lame as it sounds you just gotta trust me

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