you will be telling your therapist about me

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this is for real the last time i'm doing this so your last chance to bag me 

Foreword

 

 

ok this is long so if you’re y af you will read the entire thing (don't skim) 

about me
-   25+ and doesn't join rps anymore, so you really get me all for yourself (flex)
-   right now i'm looking for something long term be it a relationship or friendship, soulmate where are you? i want someone who has enough free time to hang out a few times a week, be it for random meaningless chats at 1am, binging an entire show together, or even just roleplaying! 
-   very but beware i’m demiual, so don’t expect anything to happen right off the bat! let’s get to know each other first. 
-   i fc men only, random models or a few idols. your gender doesn’t matter (i lean towards girls or if you rp both genders even better) and we can discuss our fcs later! 
-   down to play/watch anything with you, when i like someone i fr wanna do everything with them even if i don’t enjoy it, i will do it for you, bro. rn i’m playing genshin and hsr (both asia), and trying to watch more anime! (not a weeb sorry) 
-   i swear i’m annoyingly funny, guaranteed to not be bored while having me in your life. your biggest mistake will not be hitting me up after reading this long ad. 
 

what i’m looking for 
(yeah i know what i’m looking for so if this person is you… i WILL beg you to dm me rfn) 

-   23+ only no buts. the older the better! 
​​​​​​​-   someone funny! i can’t stress this enough, if one more dry person hits me up i will honestly lose my . please, please. just be easy-going, not shy, confident, preferably as chaotic and random as i am. the more unhinged? the better. 
​​​​​​​-   my love language is bullying and quality time - so if you’re the type who needs to be coddled and demands attention at any given time - i’m not your man. if you want to get bullied? hit me up. 
​​​​​​​-   strictly no ‘uwu’ users /srs the trauma is real. 
​​​​​​​-   as for , i’m top lean ver, and not interested in someone who is exclusively bottom/sub. i need some spice :pinched fingers emoji: 


bro… dude… i just want someone to spend my days with and be happily stupid in l*ve with is it too much to ask. 
if you think that person could be you? hit me up RIGHT NOW cowards 
i’m only available on dc, so please, pm me with your tag + something about yourself 

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