not me posting an ad during finals szn what goes ON!!!

• only, mdni
• plus tz but yours doesn't matter we will make it work
• only fcs guys or 2d, facechasers and/or dickchasers hmu give me that free ego boost /hj
• we can do ANYTHING* like bffs, flirting, banter, traumadumping, therapy sessions, hb, sharing recs, plato, hsr (??) etc
• * anything except relationships and plotting pls

(UPDATE) testimonials from some friends bc my ad sounds so dry and for WHAT

"you're a himbo :D"

"gay and can't drive but he might drive you insane. make sure to have your therapist on speed dial"

"One braincell moment but he meant well...i think..."

"the most charming strictly 3n ever that u'd fall for him in 5 secs but not too much bc he's allergic to attachment"

"a friendly clown with thousands of teas but please don't get obsessed with him cuz he has enough traumas and i will fight u if u add another one !!!"

if you read all of that you are now obligated to dm me your dc tag this is not a request it's a demand