hi, i’m looking for some low maintenance friends.

1. i work 6 days a week so i’m mia often. if you don’t mind sporadic appearances, come here? i give lighting fast replies when i’m free.

2. ^ clingy, attached, even obsessive type. please do not reply to this if you aren’t the same way. i’m tired.

3. that being said. i’m non-dating because my only redeemable quality is being a lapdog anyway. so no need to violently friendzone me. i already know the drill.

4. i’m hyperual. i’m not exactly looking for fwb anymore, but i might make a ual joke here and there. if you’re strictly sfw, i might not be for you.

5. i’m dead inside so i have no hobbies, but i’ll listen to yours. my interests are psychological horror, gore, astrology, and i hyperfixate on kpop. if you’re up to date on kpop or you want to be, please let’s be friends? boys planet stans too, come.

i’m also looking for caretakers if there’s any out there.

1. i tend to regress and go into littlespace at times and i was wondering if there’s anyone out there who would enjoy that or find that cute. no gender preference.

addendum: if it matters, i only fc guys with the occasional girl once in a blue moon.

if you read everything, let me know if you wanna be my friend and/or a caretaker and send along your discord id. i’m only on there for now.

also, i’m not dry; quite unhinged actually.