contestants:

#1 — ghoster who is also not
—  professional flirter (can make u believe they have feelings for u!) 
— available on twt/dc/ig/aff/tele/kik (desperate)

#2 — NOT ??? furry baby, loves being bullied, submissive.
— already forgot what it feels like to be touched by anyone’s warmth (please) (not picky at this point) 
— not just any hole, but also human too. 

#3 — #EMO… listens to niki’s best collection on youtube (don’t ask if they’re ok) 
— retired serial ter ! ur mom? they probably did her too (sorry) 
— permanent resident of Instagram dot com ONLY. (they also have kik)

#4 — dilf luvr, might not come home sometimes but will be ur sunshine
— your hole needs help? sign up to his “how to be a better 101” seminar!

#5 — NEVER losing idgaf war (unless its oomf) 
— has a VERY dark past (don’t ask if ur from ***) 
— taken and busy in the loving arms of oomf. 𝖉𝖔𝖓’𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖊 inquire.

uhhhh if interested just pm me the # of the froomf you'd like to befriend along with your desired platform?? ^__^