I am no stranger to advertising myself on the internet.

Description

This isn't craigslist, but I will sell you my body in exchange for a used Honda Civic.

Foreword

amongst most other things, one thing that i am most of all is abhorrently pathetic. i am constantly bullied and i piss the liquor out of my body every 10 minutes. i need someone to change me. by that, i also mean i would like people to talk to that will not constantly bully me for doing the said liquorpissing every 10 minutes and accept me for my differences. this is also targeted at people who lust over pathetic (but handsomely dominant and illiterate) men... though i can be not pathetic for you if you're not into that. *i handsomely chuckle*

here are some useless facts about me that you will forget after you finish reading this:

  • i fc wonwoo from seventeen. 
  • i play genshin. i haven't played for a while and i will most likely not play with you (but that's only because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of you i swear i'm not that bad)
  • i am on the minus side of the world and i work during the day but i'm also bored and it is most likely that i'll reply to you consistently whenever i can <3
  • while i write this like i have a stick up my i'm actually really empathetic and soft and kind but also: i'm very stupid and i will make myself look like an idiot in front of you for the sake of gaining your trust. i'm also reliable and a shoulder you can lean on when times get rough because i am strangely good at giving advice but i hope i'm not hyping myself up too much
  • also this was a group project my friends have collaborated on in a last ditch effort to get rid of me this is a disclaimer please understand where we are coming from

if you're interested please pm me for my (our friend's) contact info they are insufferable but they are loveable nonetheless please talk to them please please i'm beggin gplease pleas e pleaseican't take another day of

 

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Malefice
#2
may you find a budding alcoholic for the liquor pissing 🥺
ijumpedforkaga
#3
I would never bully you for liquor pissing every 10 minutes. U r special 🫶

I’d bully you for not washing your hands afterwards though.
heeji-n
#4
you're so cute
I have weak spot for a loser (endearing tone)