Well-Adjusted Individuals (12)

chaeyeon
OKAY BACK TO TOPIC. did anyone know what happened to the bagel I stored inside the fridge

hyewon
not me

yuri
im only drawn to your pocari unnie

yena
you had a bagel?!?!?!?

hitomi

sakura
did you.
did you disappear for 20 mins just to write that

hyewon
oh no is she on a calligraphy mood again

chaewon
yep.

yuri
why is it that when hii-chan is the one who took things no one ever gets mad Unlike When It’s Me

minjoo
Try admitting your crimes with calligraphy?

yujin
she can’t yuri-unnie has poopie hands
remember her attempt at wonyoung’s cookie?

wonyoung
I don’t mind getting caterpillar cookies!

yuri
IT’S A RABBIT COOKIE

hitomi

nako
isn’t it amazing how hii-chan made that as a reaction to yuri’s lamenting over people not getting mad and yet it still applies to yuri’s predicament several minutes later

yuri
im writing a strongly worded hate mail.

nako
#dont shoot the messenger

yuri
#im ing shooting

eunbi
Why are we talking like we’re on tumblr??

chaeyeon
hii sweetie im not mad that you ate my bagel but im concerned because the bagel was actually past its expiry date. I was planning to throw it out :(

hitomi
oh!!
is that why it looked a bit moldy?

chaewon
it looked a bit What

eunbi
PLEASE DON’T EAT MOLDY BAGELS

hitomi
we shouldn’t judge a book by its cover!!!

sakura
hii-chan,
hii-chan bagel’s cover is the packaging not the bagel itself

hitomi
well.

chaeyeon
…you know what, let’s get you checked

 

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01z Adoption Box (4)

minjoo
I don't mind soulmate aus. I think they can be interesting
But by the way, where’s Tomi?

yuri
hopefully not off eating moldy bagels again

minjoo
Please don’t speak that into existence

nako
hii-chan we’re just sharing about fic tropes we like u don’t hafta bust out ur calligraphy skills

yuri
If its hanahaki au tho im tabbing out
sry i WONT sit thru vomit-filled dramatic misery

nako
JAW DROP.
strong words
my jelly orbs have widened in shock

yuri
never say that again.

nako
my warm brown jelly orbs shine with tears

yuri
die

hitomi

minjoo
I AGREE
It’s a sweet and fun trope. I love the domesticity that would come with it!

hitomi
…did I just see a death threat up there
also the moldy bagel was just ONE time

nako
yuri and i are on an enemies to lovers arc. i’m a hanahaki diseased patient coughing up flowers and yuri is the unfortunate hospital’s janitor who has to clean up all these petals everyday

yuri
i hate it here i want to change universe

nako
so you endorse isekai?

yuri
im gonna kick your hEAD

minjoo
How about we stop chatting for a little while. I think Eunbi-unnie is calling for help let’s help her out

 

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01z Adoption Box (4)

hitomi
@nako

nako
BRUH

yuri
thanks hii-chan!

minjoo
Oh my God.

 

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(hitomi > chaewon)

hitomi
…unnie?
why is there a package addressed to me containing calligraphy pens and ink?

chaewon
well if its your package why are you asking me

hitomi
the note from the seller said
“thank you _chaechae_1 for shopping with us!”
…I don’t think there’s another _chaechae_1 that I know of other than you?!?!?

chaewon
ah. well. its
this is awkward
its um. a birthday gift
i wasnt planning for you to know it’s from me but well!
happy birthday, hitoma :]

hitomi
ahdjsdhkjshlgkjh th ese look expensive???

chaewon
kura-unnie is planning to gift you a gaming chair this is not much in comparison

hitomi
SHE’S PLANNING TO WHAT

chaewon
dont tell her i said that.

hitomi
I don’t even game how does she
never mind
ALSO these are still so expensive DDD:

chaewon
you deserve it!

hitomi
how will I repay you

chaewon
its a birthday gift you arent supposed to repay…?

hitomi
BUT I FEEL GUILTY

chaewon
fine how about this
ill request something for you to write? ill need time to come up with it though

hitomi
oh!!
sure :D

 

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Well-Adjusted Individuals (12)

chaeyeon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HII-CHAN

hyewon
happy birthday. you can redeem one meal date with me anytime this month, bills on me

yena
TOMITOMI HAPPY BIRTH

minjoo
happy birthday jeju buddy, let’s go there together again someday <3

yuri
happy birthday. hugs and kisses. virtually. also physically if you’d like

nako
hap bird
[video attachment: the shot zooms into pikoro and chibikoro, seemingly dancing to the birthday song. nako walks into frame with a birthday hat, holding up a poster that says: HAPPY HONDA HITOMI NEW YEAR]

wonyoung
hii-unnie happy birthday!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yujin
shorty #2 unnie happy birthday I hope you’ll grow a bit taller this year and can colour books with me more

eunbi
happy birthday hitomi. thank you for being a sweet relief in the sea of headache-inducing people

yena
yujin shes talking bout u

yujin
mirror mirror on the wall

sakura
Happy birthday Hii-chan! You’re a precious existence in our lives, thank you for existing in the same timeline as I am. I hope your ink never runs out :)

chaewon
what she said

sakura
come up with your own birthday wishes

chaewon
Happy birthday Hitoma. Thank you for everything you are. I hope you know you can always come to me when your ink runs out :)

sakura
that’s

hitomi

yena
WHOA WHOA
IS THAT UR RESPONSE TO CHAEWON

hitomi
uM

nako
theres no way she could write it up that quick so it mustve been a reply to our birthday wishes in general but i support yena-unnie’s headcanon

yuri
yena-unnies what now

hyewon
aw tomi loves us and cheese the same amount

yena
tomi loves chaewon and cheese the same amount*

chaewon
no bullying the birthday girl!

chaeyeon
chaewon is right. Instead of embarrassing her how about you all help me and eunbi-unnie prepare the birthday feast

hitomi
there’s a birthday feast?!?!

hyewon
girl of course there’s a birthday feast

chaewon
for the record though, we also love you and cheese the same amount, hitoma :]

yena
chaewon also loves you and cheese the same amount*

chaewon
yeah sure that too

nako
thank you for the update author-nim

 

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(chaewon > yena)

yena
i know what u r

chaewon
finally. after being friends for years

yena
u love tomi and cheese the same amount

chaewon
…this is old news. i literally agreed to it a moment ago

yena
ok n HEAR ME OUT
u love her and cheese the same amount bc
u eat cheese
and u’d like to
u know

chaewon
no, i dont know. i also have your parents number. just saying. if you wanna continue that thought.

yena
…i retract my statement

chaewon
good

 

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01z Adoption Box (4)

hitomi

minjoo
…are you okay?
Where have you gone to?

nako
probably having a crisis

yuri
huh
why

hitomi

minjoo
That’s pretty quick

nako
shes probably been caligrathonning

yuri
thats literally not a real word

hitomi

yuri
ah.
a chaewon-unnie related crisis then
hii-chan, ur just gay

nako
was I the only one who heard that scream

minjoo
It’s not just you. Chaeyeon-unnie’s coming with a very concerned face rn

hitomi
can you tell her I just got spooked by a spider in the bathroom

minjoo
You’re going to make Wonyoung cry for implying there’s a spider in the bathroom

hitomi
...but it turns out I just imagined the spider

nako
hii-chan,
you couldve asked me. id never pass on a chance to make u sound like ur losing it

hitomi

nako
BEEP
RECYCLED MEME
DENIED

yuri
its her birthday. cut her some slack
reply accepted

nako

 

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(hitomi > chaewon)

hitomi
…unnie?
I’m sorry for losing the janken and dragging you into doing the

chaewon
LOL
are your hands not tired from all the washing?

hitomi
they are aching pretty bad but this is also fun

chaewon
pls get some rest

hitomi
soon!
have you thought about what you want me to write?

chaewon
tomorrow. now you rest

hitomi
but I want to make you something :(((

chaewon
…
fine
on one condition

hitomi
yes?

chaewon
im actually going to give you a question. and if its okay, id like you to do the answer. your answer.

hitomi
okay…?

chaewon
okay.
so

hitomi
so

chaewon
i like you. a lot. more than cheese actually.
would you be my girlfriend?

 

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01z Adoption Box (4)

hitomi

yuri
its past midnight????? go tf sleep

minjoo
She meant to say that whatever crisis you’re having right now can wait until tomorrow

nako
thats a lie yuri wld never sound that polite

 

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(hitomi > chaewon)

chaewon
pls dont feel forced to do your answer now. rest first!!

 

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(chaewon > yena)

chaewon
would you be opposed to searching for a new place to live btw. preferably far away from here. Hypothetically

yena
hwat

chaewon
its just in case we need to move would you be down

yena
who r we

chaewon
but it might be pretty hard to get a decent place w just the two of us i suppose

yena
????? r u in love w me
is this ur way of proposing

 

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(hitomi > chaewon)

chaewon
…hitoma?
i got the card you slipped under my door but

…what does this mean?

hitomi
ehehe
have you tried flipping the card?

chaewon
oh
OH.

 

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(chaewon > yena)

chaewon
nvm theres no reason to move out with you im happy with how everything is rn. live laugh and love

yena
wWTF DID I JUST GET DUMPED
YOU CANT JSUT DO THAT U PLAYER

chaewon
go to sleep

yena
UR THE ONE TEXTING ME FISRT????

 

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Well-Adjusted Individuals (12)

chaeyeon
good morning everyone! I went out with Eunbi-unnie to buy waffles earlier so if anyone wants breakfast there’s two dozens of waffles in the kitchen

hyewon
u both are angels on earth

hitomi

chaeyeon
good morning hii :)

hitomi
morning chaeyeon-unnie!

yujin
good morning I saw chaewon-unnie kissin hii-unnie’s cheek when going to the bathroom???? am I still dreamin. Is the 2 dozens of waffles jus a figment of my imagination

nako
U SAW WHO KISSIN WHOSE CHEEK

hitomi
yuri kissed my cheek several times before and nobody bats an eye…?

yujin
yuri-unnie is clingy. chaewon-unnie is not.

hyewon
oh, so u finally confessed huh @chaewon

nako
SHE FINALLY WHAT

eunbi
is your capslock okay?

nako
ITS WORKING PERFECTLY

eunbi
alright just checking

chaewon
ahem. I did share a few feelings last night. I did also kiss her cheek.
yujin might want to get used to it bc it wont be the last.

nako
OH MY GOD?

yena
good mor
OH SO IT WAS TOMITOMI

yujin
dont worry chaewon-unnie im used to it already

yena
@chaewon @hitomi

hitomi
…I don’t understand

chaewon
its a long story. you can just block her in the meantime

yena
HEY

nako
whys yuri still sleeping i need her to wake up so we can start grilling hii-chan for details

hitomi
…can I escape to your room? @chaewon

chaewon
always :]

eunbi
sorry to interrupt the sweetness (congrats hii-chan, treat her right chaewon,) whose package is at the front door? it looks heavy. might even be taller than nako

nako
i breathed

hyewon
if its heavy its probably a chair

sakura
I FORGOT ITS ARRIVING TODAY

 

 

 

(END)
(happy birthday, dearest hitomi!)