onions have layers.

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[petition for aff to stop turning my ad into a blog. looking for friends, oomfs, enemies, beef idk come @ me]

SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (Laughs, tears out a page of the book) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush).

Foreword

  • of age, mdni
  • gmt+8 but i sleep at around like. 1 am. (still pretty early tho)
  • will spend time with u whenever schedules align!! (plato, dc, study dates, etc. go for hb but i am a Hag and dk how it works)
  • loves reading and debates about diff. ideas
  • mythology nerd (YES i was- am??? THAT pjo kid)
  • will be loud about you on twt
  • overprotective (will beef for u and beef with u, if u want?? idfk my ex told me we didnt fight enough wtf)
  • loves being clingy (if allowed! respect each other's boundaries) and being affectionate one we get to know each other more
  • random canva edits bc am emotional
  • awkward at first??? introvert but very noisy after a while (like. 5 mins after we meet—)
  • learning how to read tarot cards so if that's your thing!!
  • doesnt game BUT will listen to u abt your games if u want!!
  • will hype THE out of u and cpdp with u 
  • not a gamer (does plato and 1010! count? i play codm once in a blue moon)
  • complains about research 24/7
  • friend said "pisces /derogatory"

 

p.s. i know my placements but i don't know what they mean— pisces sun, taurus moon, virgo rising

p.p.s. hates sigmund freud so Be Warned

p.p.p.s. i didnt realize u had to spend one kp to dm me b4 lmAo i turned it off bc #badass NOW BE MY FRIEND. [UPDATE] I DID IT FR THIS TIME IDK WHY IT KEPT GOING BACK TO CHARGING A KP WTH

 

send me ur dc tag and/or twt, i'm on both!

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soIIaces #1
hi, pm me!
moncaratmy #2
i'm on fl, it's @rsecloud !
NetEase
#3
i'm on fl, @snezhnayas_
TheMikuMiku
#4
I'm up for tarot readings, follow me on @skrallz
baalsword #5
hi! my twt un’s @caprivenuz! ♡