Thank you to the best person ever @kimbyult for beta-ing this last minute and finding just absolutely the worst things known to man. I dedicate this mess to you to reward you for your chivalry

Hey guys, user nabongwater here with a personal challenge! Can I write a ~good fic~ in 1/5th of the time I usually take? Let's find out!!!

Inspirations include: Graveyard Shift (Spongebob episode), Babysitter Bloodbath (videogame), and my own experiences as a babysitter (i'm great pls hire me)