are you a minor? or do you have a minor friend who has no friends and is super lonely? because i do, and here i offer my friend to you (or your friend) so he can stop screaming about his sad love life to me.

ABOUT MY FRIEND:

• underage but he is cool being friends with people of age as long as it is sfw 
• + 8 but i swear he does not sleep ?? so he's a fake minus at this point.
  • proof that he is a fake minus: stayed up until 5 am kst to talk about love with me.
• main dc fcs: nct & tbz (he's not those het dom nsa kind of people... dw)
• bi ("im bi ur side haha" - he claims) leans more towards guys though!!
• SINGLE.. FR SINGLE.. PAINFULLY SINGLE.
• he is a natural flirt because that is his whole personality
• he listens to taylor swift, olivia rodrigo on repeat (like me) and afgan (an indonesian band) because he's #EMO 
• watches aot & haikyuu..... idk... he said "uh i watch mainstream anime" 
• a certified simp so if you want to talk about how whipped you are for your partner, he is willing to listen and have a simp competition with u 
• ok a cancer (UGHHGHGHG) but i think a good kind of cancer.. idk i hate cancers but he's OK.. (coming from a virgo)
• infp?? if it matters to u 

WHAT HE OFFERS:

• HES NOT A GAMER = ATTENTION IS ONLY 4 U.
  • lol not really cause he is a student so he has to study to fit in the society norms
  • would play with u though (he picked up a game for his crush recently.. so i think he would pick up more in the future /for u/)
• would do anything for you once he vibes with you
  • proof: he promised 2 bake me cookies and we just met a week ago (wtf)
  • proof 2.0: wanted to buy his crush something expensive because his crush tweeted "i want this T__T"
  • conclusion: a sugar daddy (FAKE).
• would love to go on caracal, tutturu (idk how 2 spell this site) with you.. he is THAT lonely.. 
• a love counseling session (never got into a relationship because he always failed in the talking phase but hey, his experiences made him stronger)
• a companion.. like legit.. he's new to discord and has 0 friends so he won't ghost you.. ^__^
• fake bf services maybe he is lonely its saddening at this point 

SUMMARY:

my friend just needs a bunch of new friends (regardless of their age but preferably minors)!! i know how everyone is worried to hit ads up because 1) scared you guys have met before but ghosted e/o 2) scared of being ghosted so im here to say: my friend just made his dc 2 days ago so im sure you guys haven't met lol and he won't ghost you because he needs friends !! (so don't ghost him plz). 

leave your dc tag/pm me for his dc tag !! ^__^