to whom it may concern,

Today, I have found myself in need of selling a friend (for free). Said dear friend has shared with me awful news! My dear comrade has been alone and sad for three whole earth orbits and feels so lonely due to that revelation... So I am begging! For anyone to court him!

Here are his stats:

• almost exclusively fcs wonwoo
• he/they
• wants to atsumu
• but also aual 
• obsessed with genshin 
• can say something funny sometimes
• actually barks, but a lot
• +8 i think
• legal age
• makes jokes; MDNI!!
• screams bc of roaches 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳

his only requirements are:

• u gotta be legal 
• no cancers n pisces (this ing hurts i'm a cancer 💀)
• no seggzy times i think that's what he said 
• "DATE ME!"

ok that's it pm for @ or send ur @ idk

Cordially yours,

DaddyFatAss69