hey there. to cut to the chase, this is an ad for two of my closest friends. their schedules are starting to get a little more lax as the holiday break approaches, and i'm sick of them smothering me with affection (jk) so hopefully you guys can come through and take some of the pressure off of me. they're great people, i swear, and i'll tell you more about them below (they're both above the age of 18, so please click out of this ad if you're a minor).

friend one

• pan dom nsa, but not the dry kind. he's a little bit of a crackhead so if that's something you vibe with, he's your guy.
• would definitely be down to watch movies and anime with you whenever he's free. he hasn't really gamed in a while, but you can probably drag him back to ml for a few matches if you said pretty please. trust me, he loves it when people say please.
• has good music taste (he didn't even pay me to say this, i just really like his playlists) and likes swapping music recs, so if you're into that sort of thing, you should get along just fine.
• has some pretty hard kinks but he'd never force anything you're not comfortable with, and he doesn't mind good old vanilla either.
• his usual fcs are tbz's juyeon, astro's eunwoo, sf9's rowoon, and woodz. i'm being held at gunpoint to say that he doesn't mind being facechased as long as he can facechase you back.
• he's not really picky about his partners as long as he can get along with them, but if you do want to facechase this shameless crackhead and want to know which fcs he has a soft spot for, these are a few: twice's sana, twice's mina, chungha, apink's naeun, april's naeun, bp's rosé, loona's kim lip, loona's jinsoul, itzy's ryujin, cix's jinyoung, cix's seunghun, ace's chan, ace's jun, ateez's mingi, nct's mark, nct's jaemin, nct's jeno, nct's sungchan, wayv's yangyang, wayv's xiaojun, skz's felix, pentagon's kino, kim wooseok, woodz.
• looking for fwbs, cuddle buddies, subs to dote on. he's just as open to nonual forms of affection as he is to ing, so if you want to spoon and just talk about your day, he definitely wouldn't mind.
• his current platform is twitter.

friend two

• switch weeb nsa and just as much of a crackhead as friend one. uses male and female fcs, so i'll be using they/them pronouns for convenience, but friend two really doesn't mind whichever pronouns you use for them.
• not too much of a gamer outside of genshin, but they're always down for anime, skribb, and discord bots. do you like couple dps? they do too, so cpdp with them as much as you'd like.
• has an impressive collection of dumb memes, so hit them up for dumb meme spam. a great chunk of those are anime memes because they're a weeb like that.
• they're in college so they do get busy sometimes, but they're still pretty active and would always give you a heads up if they can't be around.
• panual with no lean. usual female fcs are loona's kim lip, loona's yves, loona's heejin, fromis_9's jisun, and dreamnote's youi. usual male fcs are ateez's san, ateez's wooyoung, golcha's bomin, kim wooseok, and wayv's xiaojun. apparently you can facechase them too (i'm sick of my friends).
• like friend one, they're not very picky about who their partner is fcing, but they do have soft spots for: somi, chungha, dia's chaeyeon, loona's kim lip, loona's jinsoul, loona's yves, april's naeun, itzy's ryujin, everglow's yiren, everglow's aisha, nct's jaehyun, wayv's lucas, victon's seungwoo, ateez's san, ateez's wooyoung, ateez's seonghwa, svt's wonwoo, svt's vernon, woodz.
• looking for fwbs, cuddle buddies, people to goof off with and trade memes with. they'd definitely spam you with genshin memes, fanart, and other types of content if you ask them to, and they'd be down for movie night as long as they don't have deadlines to meet.
• they're currently on discord and twitter.

and those are the basics. if you'd like to reach out, just pm this account with your fc, twitter handle, or discord tag and let me know which friend you'd like to get to know better (please just choose one because apparently they don't want to each other indirectly). happy holidays and i hope you give these es a shot. i guarantee that they're great company.