[holds you at gunpoint] put all the kissies and huggies in the bag! (๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ)
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ahem. everyone don't move!! put your hands where i can see them!! do as i say so no one gets.. [reads smudged writing on my palm] burt..? HURT. put all the kissies and huggies in the bag or i will cry ; - ;
Foreword
jk! i'm a pacifist dw i wouldn't even hurt a fly! D: but might cut you open to make sure you're not a cake. anyhoot! i'm serious about the kissies and huggies. it gets a little lonely around here and i crave for Affection^tm
a rumor says i'm the cutest human being to ever walked on the face of the earth. my mom can testify to that! idk about you but if i were you i'd be keen to find out hehet.
to spare my deteriorating brain and to sum up this already long-winded ad here's what you need to know about me (maybe):
⋆ i'm of age and i don't want to get jailed so minors dni >:( jk we can still be frens!
⋆ on the plus side but sleep deprived anyway so it doesn't rly matter :D
⋆ actually lf someone to share wholesome memes, gush abt each others' whole existence, be mushy and affectionate with. aaand we can join rp tgt as move in couple mayb..? heck das cute ; - ;
⋆ frens are welcomed too! i'm pretty fun me thinks!
⋆ either way, we can adopt cats together! ♡__♡
⋆ i fc both male and female idols which revolves only around nct/wayv, svt, loona, and rv but always open for new ones! (i currently fc chuu and would like to take miss yves' hands in marriage aha)
⋆ i usually go with most common otps like johnten, johnyong, seulrene, chuuves, and hyewon. again, i'm open for possibilities. charm me! :D (if you have preferred otps, i'm psyched to try too)
⋆ if you want to be frens then fc doesn't matter! i will 10/10 dote on you!
⋆ i'm bi sub so i'm most def down for wlw, mlm, or mlw relationship.
⋆ i'm always down for movies, plato, or other cute stuff we can do on the internet! i'm pretty behind with technology. surprise me!
⋆ i spend 23 hrs of my day watching beluga whale dancing to instruments on youtube and i will definitely corner you to join me.
⋆ i'm p dumb but i loooove investing my attention to a hefty discussion about everything! my intelligence and my lack thereof would love to be challenged.
⋆ if you haven't already figured, i can't shut up! we can skip the awkward part of meeting new people and pretend like we're bffies :D
aight i think that's all i gotta say i'm running out of colors here D: if you made it this far, i'm assuming you're interested. :0 ? if that's the case, you can pm/comment ur kkt id or twt handle since i'm only active on those apps. meep. see you! ♡
p.s. yes i have posted this ad several months ago, i wasn’t mentally equipped to socialize but i’m back stronger heheht >__<
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