Who stole jungkooks banana milk? (bts crack text-?)

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Who stole jungkooks banana milk?

someone in the house stole jungkooks banana milk and he is not happy about it.

 

 

 

(guys this is my first uhh- idek but yea this is a first- *inserts clown emoji* but yea this is the first time that ive done something like this so pleaSe be nice or else-)

Hope you enjoy this crackhead Tingz-

and so you know who is who 

jungkook is junglebook

taehyung is taetae 

jimin is 4'11- heEe

namjoon is IQ 148

hoseok i is teahope

yoongi is leave me alone

and seokjin is jinhit ofc lmao

once again i hope you guys enjoyed this <333333333333333333333333333333333

 

Foreword

Once upon a time there once lived-

(bro i sound stupid, ight ight imma be serious now-)

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(damn yall hear dem crickets or is it just me-)

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TEA HOPE : why does it feel like sum gon happen today-

JUNGLEBOOK : NOoOoOOoOOoOooOooOoOOOoO-

JINHIT : Aw -

JUNGLEBOOK : WHerES MY BANANA MILK !!!

TEAHOPE : bro who whoever took his banana milk isa clown-

LEAVE ME ALONE : um whoever is screaming im kindly asking you to shut the hell up, im trying to sleep and your being loud for no reason smh

IQ 148 BTIH : i dont think you should say that , umm hes really mad rn-

LEAVE ME ALONE : whos mad?

IQ 148 : jungkooks mad-

LEAVE ME ALONE : i kindly take back what i said.

TEAHOPE : *inserts clown emoji*

JINHIT : *inserts clown emoji*

LEAVE ME ALONE : * inserts knife emoji*

JUNGLEBOOK : CAN YALL NOT ING FIGHT RIGHT NOW AND HELP ME FIND WHO STOLE MY BANNANA MILK.

JINHIT:     i-

LEAVE ME ALONE :   um-

TEAHOPE : did-

IQ 148 : woah-

JUNGLEBOOK :  * inserts crying noise *

TEAHOPE : omfg omfg nonomnono jin HyUng dO suM abT tHe cRYING nOiSEEEEe , crYiNg stReSsES me ouTtT

IQ 148 : thats sad-

TEAHOPE : *inserts eye emoji*  exCusE mE?????????

JINHIT : jungkook , hyung will find out who stole your  bannana milk okay so dont cry , hyung will help you.

JUNGLEBOOK : o-okay hyung....

IQ 148 : guys its clear that jimin and taehyung were the ones who stole the bannana milk smh

JUNGLEBOOK : ???

TEAHOPE : ???

JINHIT : ???

LEAVE ME ALONE : ???

IQ 148 : so dumb - AnYgAYS , the 2 havent been online so they probably did steal your banana milk jungkook.

JUNGLEBOOK : ImMa KiLl thEm-

4'11 is now online 

 

4'11 : jungkook it wasnt me it was taehyung-

TEAHOPE : ooP tEa SiS

JINHIT : OOF maN 

IQ 148 : das messed uP-

LEAVE ME ALONE : dAs tOuGh mAn-

taetae is now online

TAETAE : jimin i thought you was my homie-

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

junglebook is now offline

4'11 is now offline

taetae is now offline

JINHIT : oof . well serves them right 

TEAHOPE : that was sUm tEa but imma go get sum sprite , yall want anything?

IQ 148 : i want a cupcake

TEAHOPE : cupcake.... why does that sound like a stripper name-  AnYgAyS iLL gET yoU yoUR cUpCakE, hyung do u need anything?

JINHIT : well i need flour , seasonings , and sum wings for me 2 make fried chicken-

TEAHOPE : uHh yOu tAlKInG lIKe i gOt hElLA mOnEy sMh but im only buying the stuff so we could eaT sUm fRieND chicken-

JINHIT : i only asked for 3 things BuT oKAY-

TEAHOPE : whaTevA lmao imma go now

IQ 148 : yes please leave- i meaAn be cAREfUL bYEEEEEE

JINHIT : smh aye dont get into a fight with any strangers cuz im not finna bail you out again now byeE-

TEAHOPE : SHE HAD MY SPRITE IN HER HANDS SMH DID U EXPECT FOR ME TO LET THE UGLY SMELLING NASTY LOOKING RAT wALk aWaY wIt mY spRiTe-

IQ 148 : GuYs CaLM dOwN smh NOW BYE HYUNGsSsSs

JINHIT : whateva bye

TEAHOPE : yea yea bye smh

teahope is now offline

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jinhit is now offline

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LEAVE ME ALONE : smh finally these loud mfs left , now i can have peace and quite-

IQ 148 : uH hyung im still here-

LEAVE ME ALONE : oH-

leave me alone is now offline

IQ 148 : i- well that happened-

IQ 148 is now offline

 

 

 

 

 

and that was my post or yea idk lmao

 

 

 

HOPE YOU ENJOYED 

Much love ~~~~

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busanhoe
hiya guys , this is the first time i every made something like this so i hope you guys enjoy this and treat me well lmfao

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Snortoro
#1
make more dafuq
Blehhh0909
#2
this was so amusing to read
MarinaJackson764kg
#3
lol I couldn't stp laughing and I almost woke up my dad of his nap, and my dad is really hard to wake up
dyliedylie
#4
tea sis *sips jungkooks banana milk*