so… you actually clicked on this? i’m shocked too. 

just kidding. long story short, my friend here is just as desperate and lonely as i am. i’m here to help her out vice versa by finding her a cute boy toy (minus the toy) to hit it off with because she DESERVES it. wanna know why she deserves it? keep on reading.

• someone needs to mf treat her right, son! i’m TIRED! tired of hearing about all these trash relationships that never work out in her favor. she’s nice, please don’t break her heart.
• loves company! she’s clingy, but she’s not the annoying clingy. she’s the just right clingy, she’ll give you space when you need it — but she does like rabbiting and spending time together as well. prep for the i miss you’s and the good morning messages if you click.
• AFFECTIONATE! very much so! like a high school sweetheart! you want some soft hands to hold? she’s got ‘em! very hard to dislike right off the bat. she might be wary of you at first but she’ll warm up just fine.
• you an incel that thinks girls can’t be funny or game? you’d be wrong. local clown AND gamer girl so if you like the circus/ml or whatever, hop on this.
• if you couldn’t already tell, she faceclaims girls, or an assortment of them. but that doesn’t mean she won’t change it up a little bit every now and then if you’re into that.
• she doesn’t mind who you are but if you need suggestions as to who to be: the boyz, nct, stray kids, ateez, are just a few.
• minus side of the world. if you’re on the plus side, FRET NOT. that’s not a turn-off. she’ll make time for you, and her sleep schedule is utter trash. honestly speaking… we’re talking like, 4 hours a day.
• not really into , sorry if you’re looking for a fwb/ partner kind of ordeal.
• you can even join roleplays together and the like when you feel up to it!

this is getting long and i don’t want to lose your attention, but please consider. she may at plato, but that means more wins for you, am i right?! pm your twt/kkt ids if you’re interested. (please).