a home of the lame jokes lovers and lame jokes haters alike.

001. subscribe, sisters! upvotes are cool but not a must.

002. one account per butthole. unless you have two, then we want to ask how you poop normally.

003. timeline is pg16, farting jokes are okay. s*x jokes are not.  and possibly triggering things in dms, keep it consensual!

004. no drama. just out here to have fun, aren't we? minimize tweeting about ooc things, act your fc's age. but do use brackets if speaking about ooc stuffs on tl. 

005. don't facechase or talk to people selectively based on cliques or gender preferences. the only you can chase is grayson. we prioritize inclusivity and won't hesitate to reprimand or kick you out.

006. dm the base if you want a cc or tcc and a hiatus or semihiatus, if in a relationship or if leaving. hiatus and semihiatus last 2 weeks. dm only, don't mention!

007. cc and tcc are unlimited with interval of 5 days inbetween, excluding your first one. tcc lasts 36 hours or until the fc is reserved. password is your favorite shakespearean character.

008. poly? gay? het? #lovewins. we all want to date, but don't be impatient. wait 4 days and until you've reached 500 tweets. move-ins only require 2 days and 250 tweets.

009. be active! greet people! be inclusive! you'll be kicked out if you're inactive for more than 48 hours and we really want you here, so be sure to tweet.

001. carefully read the rules and inspect the masterlist. reserve on a comment down below with the following format

name
group
timezone
password

002. wait for an admin to approve your reservation before getting your account ready. recycled accounts have to have clean f/f and all tweets deleted.

003. the username format is urs(name) or (name)urs. lowercase, no initials, no underscores or numbers. use your fc's easiest to identiy name, whether stage name or real name.

004. mention the base (@uranushtml) with the lamest joke you got to be verified. reach 74 tweets within 24 hours to stay.

key   taken  reserved00

ATEEZ. mingi wooyoung09
BLACKPINK. rose jisoo jennie
BTS taehyung suga jeongguk09
CLC. yeeun seungyeon
(G)I-DLE shuhua
ITZY. yeji
LOONA. olivia yves kim lip
MAMAMOO. hwasa
NCT. jaehyun jeno ten
RED VELVET. irene 
STRAY KIDS han felix bang chan09
SEVENTEEN. joshua jun dk mingyu
TWICE. mina jihyo nayeon tzuyu
WJSN. yeoreum

key   urgent  granted

JENNIE. complete blackpink, svt’s mingyu, nct’s winwin, iz*one’s eunbi and yena.
YEOREUM. wjsn, (g)i-dle & more nct.
JISOO. blackpink's lisa to complete blackpink, ygfam especially ikon, itzy and seventeen.
TAEHYUNG. complete bts and more twice, loona.
HWASA. mamamoo, loco and got7's jb.
YEJI. itzy, blackpink, clc, twice, red velvet.
JUN. seventeen.
SUGA. ikon, cherry bullet, complete bts.
YEEUN. clc.
IRENE. complete red velvet, izone, big bang, super junior, nct, stray kidz, the boys especially hwall and younghoon, monsta x, complete bts.
MINGYU complete seventeen, more 1997-born idols, twice's tzuyu, loona's kim lip, blackpink's lisa, wjsn's eunseo, pristin's kyulkyung.