happy aging ceremony!
tEXtO170cm
mon 6 may — 8:03
jonggay: knock knock
baeked potato: who's there
jonggay: no i mean knock knock can i come into your dms
baeked potato: yes hello
jonggay: happy birthday 2 u
jonggay: even though we haven't known you long we feel really close to you and you're OUR
mini: we're coming over later to celebrate your aging ceremony with non alcoholic beverages and cake
baeked potato: pls can you bring chocolate cake
pengsoo: we were planning on doing just that
baeked potato: yay!!
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no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 14:38
hey shorty
Re: no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 15:07
before calling me a make sure you’re grammatically adequate.
go waste your breath on someone who’s stupid enough to find you bareable.
Re: Re: no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 15:13
replying with perfect grammar and sophisticated language doesnt make you look big it just makes you seem like even more of a . u ain’t big. just bc you beat me in a fight one time doesn’t mean you’re bigger than me you .
Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 15:15
what do you want with me. if you’re simply here to throw just say so.
Re: Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 15:19
your face annoys me and your friends are heads.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 15:24
do you need counselling
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: no subject bc ur a
mon 6 may — 15:27
counselling would be punching you in the face.
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170cm
mon 6 may — 21:49
baeked potato: thanku for an amazing party :3
dusty grandpa: youre welcome honey
mini: honey
jonggay: honey
pengsoo: honey
dusty grandpa: .....
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happy birthday
mon 6 may — 22:05
happy birthday , hope you like your present.
[attached photo]
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170cm
mon 6 may — 22:10
baeked potato: WHAT THE
jonggay: WHAT’S THE ?
baeked potato: i got an email from oh sehun and it said smthn along the lines of happy birthday with an image attached and the image showed how he put ALL over social media my face with smthn like ‘this is up for a fight, tuesday AND MY ADDRESS.
baeked potato: MY ING ADDRESS IM GONNA HAVE A MOB OUTSIDE MY DOOR TOMORROW
pengsoo: its okay we’ll sort this somehow
mini: somehow
baeked potato: ............
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sehunnie
mon 6 may — 22:52
jonginah: isnt this going too far
sehunnie: nini this is absolutely fine
sehunnie: its what he deserves
jonginah: you actually think that??
jonginah: wow
jonginah: you never cease to surprise me.
sehunnie: what
sehunnie: nini wdym
sehunnie: kim jongin!
sehunnie: .....
a/n: a short, incomprehensible chapter for baekhyunnie’s birthday. i might make it better tomorrow. rn i wanna sleep. have a nice day!
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