Chapter 2
Drivin' me crazyGroup Chat: CRAZ7
BamKing: I GONNA KILL YOU JACKSON!!!!
Def: ?????
Ars: What’s going on????
GiantMak: UR DEAD JACKSON-HYUNG!!!
GodofVisual: what happened?
Mom: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU’RE GONNA BEG FOR MERCY!!
KingWang: WTF??? What did I do to you???
Mom: Idk ┐(´∀`)┌
Mom: But the maknae’s were doing it so I wanted to join them (∩_∩)
KingWang: >_>
Def: Guys what happened?
Ars: What did Jackson-hyung do?
GodofVisuals: Jackson WHAT THE DID YOU DO???
KingWang: nothing (*´ー`)
BamKing: LIAR!!! ⋋_⋌
GiantMak: LIES YOU TELL!!
KingWang: its not as bad as it seems
BamKing: Jackson you posted a picture of me and Yugyeom in girls clothes!!!
Def: ……
Mom:……
Ars: ……
GodofVisual: ……
Mom: There’s so many questions
Def: One: why were you wearing girls clothing?
Ars: Two: where did you get the clothes?
GodofVisual: Three: why does Jackson have a picture of you guys in said clothing?
Mom: Four: when did this happen??
BamKing: IT’S DOESN’T MATER!!!!!!
GiantMak: THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW COULD JACKSON POST THE PICTURE?!?!?
Mom: HOW COULD YOU JACKSON!!??!!
BamKing: EXACTLY
GodofVisual: Wait for it
Mom: Why didn’t you tell me about this Jackson??!?
Mom: This is pure blackmail material
Def: ASKLFJSDKFJSDLGJSDHJFSD
GodofVisual: There’s the Jinyoungie I know ^^
Ars: JINYOUNG-HYUNG!!!
Mom: Sorry (not sorry)
Ars: (_ _|||)
GiantMak: WTF??!?!
BamKing: This is not joke hyung!
Mom: Who’s joking?
BamKing: I don’t have time for your favoritism bc
BamKing: People are laughing at us
GiantMak: People are insulting us
GiantMak: Some guy ask me what kind of do I like thong or brief
GiantMak: (╥_╥)
Mom: I’m sorry guys
Mom: Jackson apologize
KingWang: I was just messing around
KingWang: I didn’t think people would actually do stuff like that
BamKing: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THE PICTURE MANY TIMES!!!
GiantMak: How could you betray us like that hyung?
KingWang: Guys I’m really sorry
BamKing: sorry isn’t going to fix this mess
BamKing left CRAZ7
GiantMak: how could you hyung?
KingWang: I wasn’t bein-
GiantMak left CRAZ7
Def: Jackson what the hell compelled you to post that picture?
Mom: What were you thinking Jackson?
KingWang: I was just being funny
KingWang: I thought they would pout for a little bit and then we’ll laugh afterwards
KingWang: I didn’t think it would blow up so fast
KingWang: I also didn’t think people would look for them and insult them like that?
Ars: Jackson-hyung you should’ve respect their wishes to not post the picture
KingWang: Ik but I just tho-
GodofVisual: Gaga sometimes when people say no you should just listen
KingWang: what should I do?
Def: one: delete the picture
Mom: two: give them time to calm down
Ars: three: apologize repeatedly
GodofVisual: four: find a way to get them to forgive you
KingWang: okay
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Chat: Favorite Hyung
GodofVisual: wait a minute
GodofVisual: isn’t that pic the one from two yrs on Halloween?
BamKing: …..
GiantMak: maybe
GodofVisual: But you guys already posted it two years ago
GodofVisual: nothing bad happened to you
GodofVisual: No one ever insulted you guys
BamKing: true
GodofVisual: WTF??!?!?!?!?
GodofVisual: You guys aren’t actually mad at Jackson!!!!
GodofVisual: What the is going on????
BamKing: Well we were at first bc Jackson-hyung used up all our lube
GodofVisual: So you guys set Jackson up bc of lube?????
GodofVisual: HOW?
GodofVisual: You do know you could always buy more??
GiantMak: the lube we want is expensive
GodofVisual: WTF???
GodofVisual: WHAT KIND OF LUBE ARE YOU BUYING?????
GiantMak: it doesn’t matter hyung
GiantMak: we warned him not to touch it
GiantMak: so we had to punish him
GodofVisual: How the hell did you even think of this?
BamKing: well we knew if we brought this up
BamKing: everyone will just laugh and say to buy more
BamKing: but we were tired of spending our hard on money (no pun intended) for Yugyeom to satisfy me
GodofVisual: TMI
GodofVisual: I don’t need to know that
GiantMak: anyways that picture was delete on our SNS over a year ago and we knew everyone forgot about it
BamKing: except for u
BamKing: damn ur impressive memory
GodofVisual: (・・)
GiantMak: so we sent it Jackson-hyung phone, deleted the message but saved the pic before hand
GiantMak: we know how much Jackson-hyung likes to go through his pic so it was only a matter of time
GiantMak: we also knew that he would rub it in our faces so pretend that it would ruin us if he posted it giving him the idea to do it
GiantMak: and then he did
GodofVisual: (◯Δ◯∥) OMG
GodofVisual: HOW IN' LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS???
GiantMak: you don’t need to know hyung
GodofVisual: (・・;)
GodofVisual: do you realize how ridiculous this is??????
BamKing: so?
GodofVisual: Guys Jackson is going crazy trying to ask for your forgiveness
BamKing: perfect then he can buy us many bottles of lube (*^-^)
GiantMak: our plan is working 米^-^米
GodofVisual: You guys this is stupid!
GodofVisual: end this now or else
BamKing: fine but you gotta promise to ever speak of this
GodofVisual: Whatever
GodofVisual: Just forgive Jacks
GiantMak: alright
GiantMak: damn how do you think Mark-hyung figured it out so quickly
BamKing: idk
BamKing: I didn’t think he was that smart
GodofVisual: You do know I’m part of this chat right?
BamKing:
GiantMak:
GodofVisual: idiots
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Mom added BamKing and GiantMak to CRAZ7
Mom: Boys
BamKing: yea
GiantMak: hm?
Mom: Jackson has something to tell you
KingWang: Guys I’m really really really sorry for posting that picture
KingWang: Ik I should’ve listened to you but I didn’t think it would blow up or expected the negative consequences
KingWang: I’m really sorry
KingWang: so make it up to you:
KingWang: KingWang sent a picture
(AN: Imagine Jackson in woman clothing)
Mom: (゜ロ゜) OMG!
Def: ;( ̄ o ̄)That’s something
Ars: (/o\*) MY EYES!!
BamKing: (ʘ言ʘ) HOLY CRAP
GodofVisual: (∩╹□╹∩)WOW
GiantMak: (◯Δ◯∥)ASDJKSDAFJHDSFH
GiantMak: YOU POSTED IT ON SNS?????
BamKing: (◯Δ◯∥) YOU WHAT?
Mom: (゜ロ゜) DID YOU SERIOUSLY?????
Def: That’s something
Ars: I think Jaebum-hyung is broken
Mom: I thought only Mark-hyung could do that?
GodofVisual: what?
BamKing: Jackson-hyung you didn’t have to do that!
GiantMak: Lube would’ve been fine
BamKing: YUGYEOM!!
GodofVisual: SERIOUSLY????
Mom: GROSS
Ars: TMI (¤﹏¤)
Def: That’s something
Mom: JAEBUM-HYUNG??? (゜ロ゜)
KingWang: what?
KingWang: lube?
GiantMak: we’re easy to appease
KingWang: well it’s the least I could do
KingWang: I’ll buy the lube too tho
BamKing: well if you’re okay with that
BamKing: THEN WE FORGIVE YOU HYUNG!
GiantMak: WE FORGIVE YOU!!
KingWang: Yayyy
KingWang: I wanna big hug when you guys come back from the restaurant
GiantMak: okay hyung
GiantMak: wait a minute
BamKing: uh how did u know we were there?
KingWang: uh……
Mom: my bf is a stalker
Ars: That’s not something you announce
Mom: Ik
Ars: (・・)
KingWang: im glad we’re friends again
KingWang: I miss my babies
Mom: Excuse me?
BamKing: say what????
GiantMak: excuse me???
KingWang: oh you guys know what I mean
BamKing: but hyung u really didn’t have to post that
GiantMak: yeah please delete it
KingWang: was it that bad?
BamKing: no it was just…..
GiantMak: it was unexpected
BamKing: that’s it
Def: Honestly
Ars: oh hyung is back to normal
Mom: finally
Def: Mark-hyung would look better in a wig and dress
Mom: What?
Ars: I said that too soon
GodofVisual: um
KingWang: uh
GiantMak: oh
BamKing: probably
Def: …..
Ars: Jaebum-hyung is obviously still broken
Mom: ignore his moment of insanity Mark-hyung
GodofVisual: okay?
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