Group Chat: CRAZ7

BamKing: I GONNA KILL YOU JACKSON!!!!

Def: ?????

Ars: What’s going on????
GiantMak: UR DEAD JACKSON-HYUNG!!!

GodofVisual: what happened?

Mom: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU’RE GONNA BEG FOR MERCY!!

KingWang: WTF??? What did I do to you???

Mom: Idk ┐(´∀｀)┌
Mom: But the maknae’s were doing it so I wanted to join them (∩_∩)

KingWang: >_>

Def: Guys what happened?

Ars: What did Jackson-hyung do?

GodofVisuals: Jackson WHAT THE DID YOU DO???

KingWang: nothing (*´ー`)

BamKing: LIAR!!! ⋋_⋌

GiantMak: LIES YOU TELL!!

KingWang: its not as bad as it seems

BamKing: Jackson you posted a picture of me and Yugyeom in girls clothes!!!

Def: ……

Mom:……

Ars: ……

GodofVisual: ……

Mom: There’s so many questions

Def: One: why were you wearing girls clothing?

Ars: Two: where did you get the clothes?

GodofVisual: Three: why does Jackson have a picture of you guys in said clothing?

Mom: Four: when did this happen??

BamKing: IT’S DOESN’T MATER!!!!!!

GiantMak: THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW COULD JACKSON POST THE PICTURE?!?!?

Mom: HOW COULD YOU JACKSON!!??!!

BamKing: EXACTLY

GodofVisual: Wait for it

Mom: Why didn’t you tell me about this Jackson??!? 
Mom: This is pure blackmail material

Def: ASKLFJSDKFJSDLGJSDHJFSD

GodofVisual: There’s the Jinyoungie I know ^^

Ars: JINYOUNG-HYUNG!!!

Mom: Sorry (not sorry)

Ars: (_　_|||)

GiantMak: WTF??!?!

BamKing: This is not joke hyung!

Mom: Who’s joking?

BamKing: I don’t have time for your favoritism bc
BamKing: People are laughing at us

GiantMak: People are insulting us
GiantMak: Some guy ask me what kind of do I like thong or brief
GiantMak: (╥_╥)

Mom: I’m sorry guys 
Mom: Jackson apologize

KingWang: I was just messing around
KingWang: I didn’t think people would actually do stuff like that

BamKing: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THE PICTURE MANY TIMES!!!

GiantMak: How could you betray us like that hyung?

KingWang: Guys I’m really sorry

BamKing: sorry isn’t going to fix this mess

BamKing left CRAZ7

GiantMak: how could you hyung?

KingWang: I wasn’t bein-

GiantMak left CRAZ7

Def: Jackson what the hell compelled you to post that picture?

Mom: What were you thinking Jackson?

KingWang: I was just being funny
KingWang: I thought they would pout for a little bit and then we’ll laugh afterwards
KingWang: I didn’t think it would blow up so fast
KingWang: I also didn’t think people would look for them and insult them like that?

Ars: Jackson-hyung you should’ve respect their wishes to not post the picture

KingWang: Ik but I just tho-

GodofVisual: Gaga sometimes when people say no you should just listen

KingWang: what should I do?

Def: one: delete the picture

Mom: two: give them time to calm down

Ars: three: apologize repeatedly

GodofVisual: four: find a way to get them to forgive you

KingWang: okay

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Chat: Favorite Hyung

GodofVisual: wait a minute
GodofVisual: isn’t that pic the one from two yrs on Halloween?

BamKing: …..

GiantMak: maybe

GodofVisual: But you guys already posted it two years ago
GodofVisual: nothing bad happened to you
GodofVisual: No one ever insulted you guys

BamKing: true

GodofVisual: WTF??!?!?!?!?
GodofVisual: You guys aren’t actually mad at Jackson!!!!
GodofVisual: What the is going on????
BamKing: Well we were at first bc Jackson-hyung used up all our lube

GodofVisual: So you guys set Jackson up bc of lube?????
GodofVisual: HOW? 
GodofVisual: You do know you could always buy more??

GiantMak: the lube we want is expensive

GodofVisual: WTF???
GodofVisual: WHAT KIND OF LUBE ARE YOU BUYING?????

GiantMak: it doesn’t matter hyung
GiantMak: we warned him not to touch it 
GiantMak: so we had to punish him

GodofVisual: How the hell did you even think of this?

BamKing: well we knew if we brought this up 
BamKing: everyone will just laugh and say to buy more
BamKing: but we were tired of spending our hard on money (no pun intended) for Yugyeom to satisfy me

GodofVisual: TMI
GodofVisual: I don’t need to know that

GiantMak: anyways that picture was delete on our SNS over a year ago and we knew everyone forgot about it

BamKing: except for u
BamKing: damn ur impressive memory

GodofVisual: (・・)

GiantMak: so we sent it Jackson-hyung phone, deleted the message but saved the pic before hand
GiantMak: we know how much Jackson-hyung likes to go through his pic so it was only a matter of time
GiantMak: we also knew that he would rub it in our faces so pretend that it would ruin us if he posted it giving him the idea to do it
GiantMak: and then he did

GodofVisual: (◯Δ◯∥) OMG
GodofVisual: HOW IN' LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLANNING THIS???

GiantMak: you don’t need to know hyung

GodofVisual: (・・；)
GodofVisual: do you realize how ridiculous this is??????

BamKing: so?

GodofVisual: Guys Jackson is going crazy trying to ask for your forgiveness

BamKing: perfect then he can buy us many bottles of lube (*^-^)

GiantMak: our plan is working 米＾－＾米

GodofVisual: You guys this is stupid!
GodofVisual: end this now or else

BamKing: fine but you gotta promise to ever speak of this

GodofVisual: Whatever
GodofVisual: Just forgive Jacks

GiantMak: alright
GiantMak: damn how do you think Mark-hyung figured it out so quickly

BamKing: idk
BamKing: I didn’t think he was that smart

GodofVisual: You do know I’m part of this chat right?

BamKing:

GiantMak:

GodofVisual: idiots

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Mom added BamKing and GiantMak to CRAZ7

Mom: Boys

BamKing: yea

GiantMak: hm?

Mom: Jackson has something to tell you

KingWang: Guys I’m really really really sorry for posting that picture
KingWang: Ik I should’ve listened to you but I didn’t think it would blow up or expected the negative consequences 
KingWang: I’m really sorry
KingWang: so make it up to you:
KingWang: KingWang sent a picture
(AN: Imagine Jackson in woman clothing)

Mom: (゜ロ゜) OMG!

Def: ；(￣ o￣）That’s something 

Ars: (/o＼*) MY EYES!!

BamKing: (ʘ言ʘ) HOLY CRAP

GodofVisual: (∩╹□╹∩)WOW

GiantMak: (◯Δ◯∥)ASDJKSDAFJHDSFH
GiantMak: YOU POSTED IT ON SNS?????
BamKing: (◯Δ◯∥) YOU WHAT?

Mom: (゜ロ゜) DID YOU SERIOUSLY?????

Def: That’s something

Ars: I think Jaebum-hyung is broken

Mom: I thought only Mark-hyung could do that?

GodofVisual: what?

BamKing: Jackson-hyung you didn’t have to do that!

GiantMak: Lube would’ve been fine

BamKing: YUGYEOM!!

GodofVisual: SERIOUSLY????

Mom: GROSS

Ars: TMI (¤﹏¤)

Def: That’s something

Mom: JAEBUM-HYUNG??? (゜ロ゜)

KingWang: what?
KingWang: lube?

GiantMak: we’re easy to appease

KingWang: well it’s the least I could do 
KingWang: I’ll buy the lube too tho

BamKing: well if you’re okay with that
BamKing: THEN WE FORGIVE YOU HYUNG!

GiantMak: WE FORGIVE YOU!!

KingWang: Yayyy
KingWang: I wanna big hug when you guys come back from the restaurant 

GiantMak: okay hyung
GiantMak: wait a minute

BamKing: uh how did u know we were there?

KingWang: uh……

Mom: my bf is a stalker

Ars: That’s not something you announce

Mom: Ik

Ars: (・・)

KingWang: im glad we’re friends again
KingWang: I miss my babies

Mom: Excuse me?

BamKing: say what????

GiantMak: excuse me???

KingWang: oh you guys know what I mean

BamKing: but hyung u really didn’t have to post that

GiantMak: yeah please delete it

KingWang: was it that bad?

BamKing: no it was just…..

GiantMak: it was unexpected

BamKing: that’s it

Def: Honestly 

Ars: oh hyung is back to normal

Mom: finally

Def: Mark-hyung would look better in a wig and dress

Mom: What?

Ars: I said that too soon

GodofVisual: um

KingWang: uh

GiantMak: oh

BamKing: probably

Def: …..

Ars: Jaebum-hyung is obviously still broken

Mom: ignore his moment of insanity Mark-hyung

GodofVisual: okay?